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Wednesday, February 15, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

1)  I got 30 days off for this one.


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23 comments:

  1. Sorry, but you sorta deserved the 30 days off over #1...You see, a very good friend of mine was one of the first responders, Connecticut State Police, at the school that day, and still can't talk about it...having said that, I also own and shoot a variety of assault weapons, semi auto pistols as well as a variety of other firearms, each and every week...

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    1. Naw, no need to be sorry. I knew I was going to be suspended when I posted it. It wasn't up for 2 minutes before I got my "How Dare You" notice.

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    2. If you can't laugh at others misfortune, oh, fuck it. Go ahead and laugh at it. It was nothing but a false flag anyway, at least that is what Alex Jones said. And he must have been right, or the government would not have fined him enough money to pay for Hunter Biden's defense fund.
      The older I get, the less I believe absolute truth, when it comes from the government. It has never failed me yet.
      My real name ís Lois Lipshitzt, I can't take any changes the way things are now, you know.

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    3. If you didn't have a sort of personal connection to Sandy Hook would Ken still deserve a suspension? You must be pretty well off to be able to own and shoot a variety of select fire weapons.

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    4. It’s called, “Gallows humor”. It’s something Veterans use to stay sane.
      Just one more thing the protected will never know.

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    5. It's the internet, lighten up Francis.

      fairplayjeepguy

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    6. My daughter has been dead for 19 years. Some of the first responders who worked her crash still have nightmares about it.

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  2. 5. I wouldn't give that Goodyear blimp of an ass a second look.

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    1. Good, she'll be that much more appreciative of my attention.

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  3. #5. I live in S.A and there are butts like that all over the place. The girl in the chair looks pretty healthy to me.

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    1. Yes sir! That bra is straining
      to hold those babies up.

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  4. #18 Auto-correct is my worst enema.

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  5. Never did understand big butts.
    #20 for the win. To close to home.

    On the sandy thing, yes it was a sad day for some people, but, we should be able to go past it.

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  6. So... too soon? I even have some Turkish earthquake jokes waiting...

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    1. Gee I wonder how much the citizens of Turkey contributed to the Hurricane Katrina fund? asking for a friend.

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    2. Yeah, too soon. We might think that the shaking is just from laughter while the whole place is collapsing. Post em tomorrow.

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    3. Or any other natural disaster/man-made disaster here in the US of A?

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  7. why do some women who are unattractive go out of their way to be more so?

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  8. #5 - I had a drs appt to have my blood drawn and the nurse they sent in to draw my blood, even under her loose-fitting scrubs, was enough to get my hospital gown to tent... I had to ask her to have the dr himself come and check my bp after a few minutes because as i told her: 'I can guarantee my blood pressure is elevated at this time.' She was very professional and understanding of my predicament. 20 years later...I should have asked for her phone number.

    #8 - now that one's funny!!!

    another wonderful set, thanks.

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    1. #8. Knew one college gal who always insisted on being taken home after sex because she promised mom she would sleep with anyone until she was married.

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  9. Wolffman sounds like one of those big talking, neo-con, chicken hawks, who always has a friend who is a cop/trooper/vet and has all the fireworks, but has never faced danger. Probably supports "sensible gun laws".

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  10. #2 When the Director of "Western Transmission" Dept told us Measurement Techs that we no longer needed to keep copies of our inspection reports that rang the alarm bells. I even thought about keeping my copies at home.

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