Where bad choices make good stories
# 1, for the win 🏆
While #2 is quite clever, if absolutely necessary I could just possibly use one of the ear urinals. The others are just too scary.
It could have been Hillary
All wieners!
I don’t get #18
That's Greta, you know, the one whose childhood we ruined with our pollution.
"HOW DARE YOU!!!"
#18: Kiss it Greta.
Lots of keepers today. Thanks
#5 - How in the hell did she get an entire police force to bang her? She looks like Adam Schiff!!!
She cooks a fantastic breakfast. It's the only explanation I can think of.Phil B
Thirsty betas
C'mon, man. You know that a certain demographic only requires a hole and a heartbeat. And some of them aren't too picky about the heartbeat.
A naked twat knows no bounds...
Blue Gang Bang.Hope nobody FOIAs bodycam footage.
A stiff dick has no conscience.
Looks like Caroline Ellison's sister. Boner Killer
#20, after the State of the Union hour of lies, this is priceless. Thank you, Kenny.
You know men. Some of them will screw a dead alligator, or a live one if they can get someone to hold the tail.
Blimpie Goldberg
#4 Richard and his ilk should assume room temperature at the earliest time convenient.
#8. I'm dying here. Tears of laughter streaming. Gasping for breath. Hilariously funny.#12 is a close second.
Dang those were really good! Well done. My wife damn near went into respiratory failure she was laughing so hard.
I thought the right side of #16 was Mick Jagger at first.
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# 1, for the win 🏆
ReplyDeleteWhile #2 is quite clever, if absolutely necessary I could just possibly use one of the ear urinals. The others are just too scary.
ReplyDeleteIt could have been Hillary
DeleteAll wieners!
ReplyDeleteI don’t get #18
ReplyDeleteThat's Greta, you know, the one whose childhood we ruined with our pollution.
Delete"HOW DARE YOU!!!"
Delete#18: Kiss it Greta.
ReplyDeleteLots of keepers today. Thanks
ReplyDelete#5 - How in the hell did she get an entire police force to bang her? She looks like Adam Schiff!!!
ReplyDeleteShe cooks a fantastic breakfast. It's the only explanation I can think of.
DeletePhil B
Thirsty betas
DeleteC'mon, man. You know that a certain demographic only requires a hole and a heartbeat. And some of them aren't too picky about the heartbeat.
DeleteA naked twat knows no bounds...
DeleteBlue Gang Bang.
DeleteHope nobody FOIAs bodycam footage.
A stiff dick has no conscience.
DeleteLooks like Caroline Ellison's sister. Boner Killer
Delete#20, after the State of the Union hour of lies, this is priceless. Thank you, Kenny.
ReplyDeleteYou know men. Some of them will screw a dead alligator, or a live one if they can get someone to hold the tail.
ReplyDeleteBlimpie Goldberg
ReplyDelete#4 Richard and his ilk should assume room temperature at the earliest time convenient.
ReplyDelete#8. I'm dying here. Tears of laughter streaming. Gasping for breath. Hilariously funny.
ReplyDelete#12 is a close second.
Dang those were really good! Well done. My wife damn near went into respiratory failure she was laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteI thought the right side of #16 was Mick Jagger at first.
ReplyDelete