I was following a guy carrying a mattress and box spring on his roof. We were approaching the entry to the freeway when I noticed he DIDN'T have it tied down! I backed well off and sure enough, as soon as he tried to take the ramp curve, it slid right off into traffic.
With the bow down,I guess he was going for traction instead of lift. All the COOL guys put the wing over the trunk.
ReplyDeleteOh! Look! The very rare and collectible Stagger-wing Malibu!
ReplyDeleteI believe I can fly...
ReplyDeleteNo better way to display your intelligence than to place a horizontal guillotine in the rear passenger compartment then head off down the highway.
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ReplyDeleteLooks like some PVC siding he's taking to patch his single wide.
ReplyDeleteI was following a guy carrying a mattress and box spring on his roof. We were approaching the entry to the freeway when I noticed he DIDN'T have it tied down! I backed well off and sure enough, as soon as he tried to take the ramp curve, it slid right off into traffic.
ReplyDeleteIf my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit - Dr. Brown
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