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Tuesday, February 14, 2023

Walmart closing 3 locations in Chicago suburbs

CHICAGO — Walmart plans to close three stores in the Chicago area by mid-March.
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"closing due to not meeting financial expectations" is a nice way of saying "We told you motherfuckers that if you didn't quit stealing from us, we were going to close that shit down."


15 comments:

  1. Someone fucked around and found out....

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  2. same story here in Albuquerque- closing one that was being shoplifted to the ground

    PC-rhetorrrhea demand we not ID the youts

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  3. Here in the south suburbs of Chicago, there are already two other Wally Worlds.

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  4. When money and profit comes into play the Walmart statisticians finally concluded; When the losses outweigh the gains it's time to pull up stakes.

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  5. . . . and then the indigenous types complain of a “food desert”.

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  6. They shoplift at one Walmart and return it for a cash card to buy gas and cigarettes'.

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  7. I worked at Walmart and the customers would steal ANYTHING they could lift.

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  8. Living in Lincolnwood, the view here is that the 'order groceries online and pick them up at a special Walmart facility' model just did not work as expected.

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  9. Sounds like Tuskeegee, AL was the 1st a long time ago. Now it won't be the last. Not sure what the pattern is here?

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  10. "closing due to not meeting financial expectations".
    Euphemism for "people stealing us blind".

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  11. Last year I was at a Walmart with my wife. I got a pretty good parking spot near one of the entrances. My wife was in the store for about an hour. So, while she was in there i got to scope out the parking lot and the store entrance and exit. One thing I noticed more than anything was that WalMart employees hog most of the close spots in the lot. During that hour I saw tons of employees come and go. Almost all were the closest to the entrance. Another thing I noticed was this one particular individual leaving the store with products without being in a bag. He'd come out with an arm full of stuff and go to his car, throw the stuff in there, sit for 5 minutes or so then go back into the store. 10 minutes later, he'd come back out again with another arm full of stuff and repeat the same process. This probably went on at least 4 times while I was there. So, being the busy body I am, I called the store and asked for the store manager. He got on the phone and I told him about the parking shit and the guy stealing the store blind. He took my name and said someone would get back to me. I must have gotten 3 or 4 phone calls from corporate apologizing over the parking and that it would be addressed and not one word about the guy stealing them blind.

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  12. We pulled all the equipment out of the auto center of a WalMart that closed down in South Dallas. Corporate didn't like a 58% shrinkage rate. And I'll tell ya, an empty WalMart is a huge, open creepy mother with half the lights out...

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  13. It needs to die. Stop feeding the blue beast. Let it die.

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  14. Speaking of Chicago, one of my top five albums of all time is Chicago Transit Athtority....if you like cowbell but don't want to hear Blue Oyster Cult, them check out the song "Listen"
    .....the whole album is more than gold.

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