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Wednesday, February 22, 2023

Wednesday gifdump

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  1. #9 Fort Pierce Inlet....

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  2. Troops with too much time on their hands...

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    1. Sorry. They learned their pronouns, the only thing that matters these days to their commidiot in chief. Let them play.

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    2. With all their weaponry given to the Taliban, they're reduced to broomsticks and mop buckets.

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    3. Joes have been doing stuff like this in the barracks since the dawn of time.

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    4. Hi Fun Alarm in the barracks! Gong, gong, gong!

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  3. There are great people everywhere, aren't there? And most of those great people don't give a rat's ass if you're in a hurry while they escort a seasoned citizen across a busy road.

    God bless the great people.

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  4. 1) similar story, I had a Bassett hound when I was a teenager that I'd use my hand as a gasket to do that. Think of making the ok sign, but the circle from the thumb and forefinger on the end of his nose, and the other 3 grab his snout. I wouldn't let my lips touch his nose because I've seen where it's been. That dog was lazy as shit and would lay there with his jowls a flapping. He didn't care.

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  5. #9 ~ I wonder if I can con my mother-in-law into going boating. 🤔

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    1. I believe that's Haulover inlet Florida. Not a beginner boating place. Check them out on YouTube, nasty place if you don't know what you're doing.

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    2. Here's 5 min of boat & the inlet

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    3. Oops! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd4K0zNoxYQ

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  6. #4: Fukin eh! 'MURICA!!!

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  7. 1) My dad had coyote hounds. One Walker named Jerry was from Tulsa. He lost a hindleg from being hung up in a fence for a day or two. Dad amputated the leg himself and Jerry was still a good start dog for years afterward. Jerry finally went blind and deaf, but we took care of him for the good he had done. He'd lay on the porch or in one of the sheds or just in a sunny spot in the yard. He knew where his food and water was. The old nose never gave out. One Sunday my sister was visiting with her husband and boys. One of my nephews about three or so was wandering around in the yard with a rope halter. He walked up on Jerry, who was asleep, and slapped him with the knotted end of the rope. Jerry whirled and bit my nephew through the cheek just missing the yardape's eye. My sister had a fit. Dad suggested she watch her kids a little closer since Jerry was perfectly justified in snapping at an attacker. My sister showed good sense in not pushing the issue.

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  8. #1 Yes, girl, it IS gross. STOP THAT!

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    1. That's a girl? And it's probably not the only thing mom and dad think that's gross that goes into that mouth.

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  9. #8 That is cruelty ... Whoever does this to a cat deserve to be beaten with a cricket bat.

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    1. That's hilarious, is what it is. And it looks like the cat is having fun too. WTF you say it's cruelty? Cat gets to have fun, we do too, everybody wins. OK, maybe forcing that collar over his head is a bit much?

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    2. Well... a cricket bat might be a wee bit extreme don't chs think?

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    3. I dunno...I'd watch somebody get smacked with a cricket bat...just not too many times is all I'm sayin'.
      irontomflint

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    4. And here I was getting ready to send it to the my wife- the mother of our cats....

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  10. #4 Fuckin assholes. Oh to be young again. Maybe for one day. I say fuckin assholes most affectionately.

    #9 If she aint in the front try looking at your prop.

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    1. My wife was in the front of a boat like that and the skipper didn't see a huge wake from another boat we launched a good 5 feet and when we landed we hit so hard my wife broke her back.

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  11. Lighten up Francis - that cat is playing. If he were unhappy with something being on his head, he'd take it off with his paws.

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  12. #1: When you get a mouth full of snot (or worse, considering where that nose has been) you'll see things the way your parents do. Not to mention that doing this to a sleeping dog is great way to ruin your whole day.

    #2: Not all heroes wear capes.

    #4: If you don't get this then you've never truly been bored.

    #8: Unnecessary. My cat could keep himself entertained all day with the corner of a carpet, or a cardboard box.

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    1. #4 is maybe more dangerous shenanigans than I ever saw in the Air Force, even during my occasional details as the NCO in charge of the barracks overnight. But then, even in peace time we all worked long hours trying to keep the effed-up F-111's running on about half the spare parts we needed. Army guys spend a lot of time sitting around waiting for something to happen (and are much better off when it never happens), so the boredom must get worse than I can imagine.

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    2. Just sittin around the barracks smokin and jokin. Your mention of F-111s reminded me of several TDY trips I made to Nellis around 68-69 to ID the flight crews after they hit the ground at about 400 mph after wings broke off during testing when the aircraft were first coming online.

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  13. #6 He's lucky it wasn't his hip which landed on the curb. Still, he's gonna have a real nice bruise if not contusion.

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  14. #2 One man doing the proper thing. That's all it takes.

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  15. #2 and #3 give me hope for the future

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  16. #1 you're supposed to be blowing pot smoke in his snout, besides your bad breath...

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  17. #4 is milder than Marines squirting lighter fluid on a fellow Marine that nodded off and igniting it while yelling "flame on!"
    Great boredom lowers the threshhold for great fun!

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