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Friday, February 03, 2023

When guests drop in unexpectedly

OCEANSIDE, Calif. - A skydiver is recovering after crashing on top of a home when his parachute failed to fully deploy.

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  1. I think he needs to give up packing his own parachute..

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  2. Or maybe he needs to start packing his own parachute.

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  3. In the Army, it's the Riggers who pack all the parachutes. Their standard line is if it doesn't work, bring it back for a full refund or exchange.

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    1. Smoke jumpers all pack their own chutes. If it fails, they've got the rest of lives to beat themselves up about it.

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  4. German appliance ad - group of topless gals parachute off a plane. The blond, instead of pulling the ripcord, pulls the string from her bikini bottom. She ends up splashing into some neighbor's pool.

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  5. Skydiver needs to go buy a lottery ticket.

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  6. The fucker should be sued for for any damages. Stupid asshole...

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