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Monday, March 20, 2023

Commentary: Michelle Obama Is Not Coming to Save the Democrats

I love a good conspiracy theory. Aliens, ancient builders, Bigfoot – I will absolutely click on that headline and read the latest conspiracy, no matter how fanciful or ludicrous. Everyone has a harmless personal foible, right? And in the times we live in now, shadowy government conspiracies and UFOs are no longer just for “The X Files.”

My favorite new conspiracy theory goes like this: the Democrats know they are in big trouble for 2024. They have this addled, dementia-riddled, diaper-wearing octogenarian and his dreadful wife occupying the White House, and he’s become an embarrassment. These days he makes three to four hair-curling, cringey gaffes per week, falls up the stairs to Air Force One every time he tries to trot up them to project American strength and vigor, and has been credibly accused of passing gas in front of the Queen Consort of England. But Democrats can’t abandon him before the primaries because, well, Kamala. So Biden will announce he is running again but will withdraw sometime around the Democratic National Convention so as to clear the presidential field for . . .

Michelle Obama.

21 comments:

  1. "the Democrats know they are in big trouble for 2024"

    These media types crack me up! Big trouble... just like 2020 and 2022.

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    1. The Democrats were in big trouble in 2020 with dementia Joe heading the ticket. We vote harder and they steal harder

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  2. "The stench of desperation is hilarious, isn’t it? That’s how bad the field of Democratic presidential prospects is. "

    Yeah, we said that in 2020 and look what happened.

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  3. INHO, this growing chatter about the Demonrats being in trouble in '24 is just like the chatter in '22 and '20. All it means is they'll just cheat harder to win.
    There are no consequences and no ability, by any governmental agency, to audit the vote counting machine software or compare machine counts to reported results.

    They'll never lose another election until that's fixed, if ever.

    Nemo

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  4. Big Mike cannot pull off a nomination by the Dems. If he does, it’s time to leave for better pastures.

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  5. Somehow I get the feeling that Big Mike ain't gonna play that game, right now.

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  6. If Biden announces drops out, the #1 name on the short list will be none other than Gauleiter Gavin Newsom. I wonder if the DNC will "86" Kamala upon Newsom's request?
    - WDS

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  7. Michael uses a urinal.

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  8. Does voting even matter now? Until such time that locals control the voting process and counting in their area with both parties involved. Until such time that no voting machines are used. Until such time that one must be registered, one must show up to vote, and show proper ID. Until such time not mail in voting is banned. Until such time that vote harvesting is an hanging offense, fingers in the jar to the tree for you. Until such time that corrupt state officials are hung. Does voting even matter now?
    I would love to see Michale run. But for office meh.

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  9. michael would be worse, if that's even posible

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  10. well, they just need a face. they already have all the assholes needed to run/fuck the country
    with. it is the clowns/assholes behind the face that we should really worry about.
    I mean, really does anyone think the clown Joe came up with this shit on his own ?

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  11. Even biden talked about the democrats voting fraud. They have the system down. So he knows he will win if he runs. Nothing has been done to close down the after voting shenanigans.. The judges who the election cases are more corrupt than the politicians. The higher up GOP people are pretty much democrats. The US post office have a few well placed democrat schiffs for mail in fraud. So whoever the dems run have a 95% chance of winning.

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  12. That's funny, I seem to remember a whole bunch of similar stories about the Democrats being in 'serious trouble' in the run-up to 2020 as well. Maybe we should just disregard BS like this.

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  13. she'd still probably get even more votes than that dip-shit in the house now supposedly got.

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  14. I wouldn't bet against it. After all, nobody thought Slo Joe had a chance either. But, when the elections are rigged, anybody they put out there can "win".

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  15. when will folks get it thru their heads? if the dims want mooch, mooch will win the fake election. they already have it sewn up, whoever they choose. embrace the suck, become one with the suck, be the suck. only then can you stop the suck.

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  16. "The Field"
    Would that then make democratic presidential candidates "Field Workers"?
    I'm in.

    CC

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  17. I have no doubt the Democrats are in trouble - they don't know who to run. It's just the non-Democrats are in worse trouble - they've already lost.

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  18. Hey Kenny;

    Michelle has to get past Hillary who will throw her corruption soaked tiara into the ring and it will be entertaining to see the power struggle behind the scenes.

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    1. Cage match!
      And I wouldn't give a shit which one won.

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