I knew a guy from Brazil who could draw like that. He was the Head Mechanic [and maybe still is] for Tatu Marchesan, a farm equipment manufacturer. His drawings were incredibly accurate and looked like they were computer rendered.
#2 - Supposedly Michealangelo could draw a perfect circle freehand and if he came over to visit and you weren't home he would draw one on your door as a calling card.
#2 I had a geometry/trig teacher in high school (long, long ago) that would step to the chalkboard and draw a perfect circle, 2-3’ in diameter freehand. None of us could ever match it.
#8 I'm fairly certain that old dude didn't even see the train, and was too deaf to hear it. Probably never even realized that it was there at all, nevermind how close it came.
#2 I can do that too, but only if the tabletop has a bit of carving in it to guide the pencil...
You can feel trains coming if the tracks are laid in blacktop or concrete. Modesto California used to have a double set of tracks that ran right down the middle of 9th Street for about half its downtown length. I'm not kidding. If I could feel a train idling up behind me in my truck, I know he can damned sure feel it walking up. He just didn't give a fuck.
#10 made me sleepy. You know, tired.
ReplyDeleteGood one
DeleteIt made me sleepy, and I'm retired.
Delete#4 looks like that drunk guy that's not getting the hints she giving
ReplyDelete#4 - “Don’t look, Ethel!”
ReplyDeleteMy Dad loved Ray Stevens. Well done.
Delete#8 Didn’t even flinch!!
ReplyDeleteSomeday the train will be a half mph faster, and someone will have one big mess to clean up.
DeleteI knew a guy from Brazil who could draw like that. He was the Head Mechanic [and maybe still is] for Tatu Marchesan, a farm equipment manufacturer. His drawings were incredibly accurate and looked like they were computer rendered.
ReplyDelete#4 - Our neighbor has 12 of them. Mating season is almost over, so the males are losing their tail feathers.
ReplyDelete#9. Zhau, quit playing with your dinner!
ReplyDelete#9 self serve dinner
ReplyDelete#2 - Supposedly Michealangelo could draw a perfect circle freehand and if he came over to visit and you weren't home he would draw one on your door as a calling card.
ReplyDelete#6 : Did that pig just wipe his ass on the blanket?
ReplyDelete#2 I had a geometry/trig teacher in high school (long, long ago) that would step to the chalkboard and draw a perfect circle, 2-3’ in diameter freehand. None of us could ever match it.
ReplyDelete#4. That's like us pulling our dicks out to impress a mate.
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#8 I'm fairly certain that old dude didn't even see the train, and was too deaf to hear it. Probably never even realized that it was there at all, nevermind how close it came.
ReplyDelete#2 I can do that too, but only if the tabletop has a bit of carving in it to guide the pencil...
You can feel trains coming if the tracks are laid in blacktop or concrete. Modesto California used to have a double set of tracks that ran right down the middle of 9th Street for about half its downtown length. I'm not kidding. If I could feel a train idling up behind me in my truck, I know he can damned sure feel it walking up.
DeleteHe just didn't give a fuck.
I had to watch #5 5 or 6 times before I figures out that it was a golf club falling on that cat that set it off!
ReplyDeletePre-Renaissance painter, Giotto, could paint a circle freehand, too.
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