#3 Up in Shifflet Hollar in Virginia I came across a bunch of Morning Glorys. If you put your hand close to them they closed up tight. Step back and wait a few minutes and they opened again. Maybe these are common in some areas but it's the only ones I ever came across.
That reminds me of a plant they have in Hawaii called 'sleeping grass'. Trust me when I say you DO NOT want to step on it barefoot. https://www.marinelifephotography.com/flowers/fabaceae/mimosa-pudica.htm
My uncle was a security guard for a K-Mart years ago. He said that he saw a woman come into the store skinny and then saw her later looking pregnant. He stopped her, on her way out of the store, and called management. They told him, " You know, if you're wrong, you are fired." He told me that the woman had a frozen turkey stuffed under her dress, held there with some type of sling around her neck. Also, in #4 what in the heck is that woman trying to do?
#4 - She looks like a hot psycho. Something I've always loved! #8 - She needed those irons to feed her kids! #9 - I should've gotten into magic. Dude's gettin' laid....
#6 look up "bocking" It's an area of particular interest to me, as every time I have a bad day and can't think straight because of the foot pain, I consider grabbing some black market novacaine and a sawzall and getting a pair of these permanently installed. I'd even run faster with them!
Damn stupid to try that without a helmet though. MUCH worse head injury rate than skateboards, bikes, or anything else you care to name. And *apparently* it's not possible to walk normally with them either, so I may have to reconsider my tormented fantasies.
#3 - there is a tree in Uruguay that has leaves on a frond much like that and acts the same way if brushed by a hand. Sadly, it is also the favorite food of a nasty stinging caterpillar called "bicho peludo" or hairy bug. They drop out of the trees at random, hated those things, sting like hell leaving welts..
#3 Up in Shifflet Hollar in Virginia I came across a bunch of Morning Glorys. If you put your hand close to them they closed up tight. Step back and wait a few minutes and they opened again. Maybe these are common in some areas but it's the only ones I ever came across.
ReplyDeleteLot's of women respond the same way when my finger gets close to their petals
DeleteYou're doing it wrong.
DeleteThat reminds me of a plant they have in Hawaii called 'sleeping grass'. Trust me when I say you DO NOT want to step on it barefoot. https://www.marinelifephotography.com/flowers/fabaceae/mimosa-pudica.htm
DeleteThis is called "sensitive plant". https://www.britannica.com/plant/sensitive-plant
Delete#8: that clearly was not a Walmart in Portland where democrat voters get to take whatever they want.
ReplyDeleteMy uncle was a security guard for a K-Mart years ago. He said that he saw a woman come into the store skinny and then saw her later looking pregnant. He stopped her, on her way out of the store, and called management.
DeleteThey told him, " You know, if you're wrong, you are fired."
He told me that the woman had a frozen turkey stuffed under her dress, held there with some type of sling around her neck.
Also, in #4 what in the heck is that woman trying to do?
Pigpen- I'm betting alcohol was involved in #4.
Delete#3 - Cat burglary skills are a bit rusty.
ReplyDelete#4 - She looks like a hot psycho. Something I've always loved!
ReplyDelete#8 - She needed those irons to feed her kids!
#9 - I should've gotten into magic. Dude's gettin' laid....
#6 look up "bocking" It's an area of particular interest to me, as every time I have a bad day and can't think straight because of the foot pain, I consider grabbing some black market novacaine and a sawzall and getting a pair of these permanently installed. I'd even run faster with them!
ReplyDeleteDamn stupid to try that without a helmet though. MUCH worse head injury rate than skateboards, bikes, or anything else you care to name. And *apparently* it's not possible to walk normally with them either, so I may have to reconsider my tormented fantasies.
#3 - there is a tree in Uruguay that has leaves on a frond much like that and acts the same way if brushed by a hand. Sadly, it is also the favorite food of a nasty stinging caterpillar called "bicho peludo" or hairy bug. They drop out of the trees at random, hated those things, sting like hell leaving welts..
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