If you hit a Darwin Award contestant riding a black bicycle, wearing all black clothing in the middle of the night, riding 8 feet from the curb while paralleling an empty 8 foot sidewalk, should you stay to validate his attempt or keep on going and assume they'll they look at him all flattened under his bicycle and let him enter the contest?
New a trucker once hit a darwin award winner wearing black doing jumping jacks in the middle of the freeway. Cops told him to not lose any sleep and sent him on his way.
What? No dogs?
ReplyDeleteJohn in Indy
Must be a city dweller, no deer.
ReplyDeleteQuite a few points for Deathrace 2000….
ReplyDeleteYa know you put that on your truck, even in fun, and you have an accident, that will be used against you, as showing indifference to life.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
2 questions.
ReplyDelete1) Is that just with that vehicle? Or is it from the lifetime of the driver?
2) Is that all the rabbits he got?
Rabbits are really stupid on the road. They will run across, run back, go back out again and run in a circle. Makes you want to hit them.
If you hit a Darwin Award contestant riding a black bicycle, wearing all black clothing in the middle of the night, riding 8 feet from the curb while paralleling an empty 8 foot sidewalk, should you stay to validate his attempt or keep on going and assume they'll they look at him all flattened under his bicycle and let him enter the contest?
ReplyDeleteNew a trucker once hit a darwin award winner wearing black doing jumping jacks in the middle of the freeway. Cops told him to not lose any sleep and sent him on his way.
DeleteThose are rookie numbers, gotta pump them up!
ReplyDeleteSpin Drift
Stay off the sidewalk!
ReplyDeleteHe's in the passenger seat. Driver is of unknown race or sex.
ReplyDeleteThe scorekeeper!
ReplyDeleteNo Possums or Armadillos, so they must not be in the South.
ReplyDeleteClassic DWO.....Driving While Oriental
ReplyDeleteIts his wife's car.
ReplyDeleteHe needs a ass whooping, for the handicap/old people symbols.
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