Friday, March 31, 2023

It was kinda chewy like a gummy worm, huh?

HILLSBORO, Ore. - A convicted shoplifter was sentenced to 70 months in prison for biting off a security guard's earlobe during a confrontation.


  1. The top of my left ear looks like Mike Tyson bit it off. I had skin cancer removed from it, and they did not get it the first time, so he had to do it again, and so made certain to get it the second time.
    I should tell people it is from a bar fight, but anyone who knows me would know that I don't get into fights.

    1. Tell ‘em you were ‘rastlin a bear.

  2. Wanted a taste like Tyson.


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