Regrettably, that wasn't a large enough piece to remove all functionality. But a guy stupid enough to do that is probably going to do something equally stupid and more fatal soon.
Don't you folks worry none, him & Carmella Sue are gonna git hitched & have a passle of kids as smart as him. They even made a movie about it, it's called: IDIOCRACY. I'm reckonin Carmella Sue's gonna put a video out with her doing the 'turtle challenge', seein' iff'n she can tease it with her nipple. "The future's so bright...."
I'd have offered my pocket knife and called him Abraham Beaudreaux for the rest of his life. Not many Jewish Cajuns that were circumcised with a gator I'd reckon. Dad would probably have called him a dude. Dad said a dude was a man circumcised with pinking shears.
yikes! Wonder how Cletus is going to explain the toothmarks on his johnson ? "Oh that ? Thats where the gator bit me" I feel sorry for the gator just watch , next thing we'll be hearing on the news will be how the alligators have mysteriously developed herpes
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ReplyDeleteOh why did he have to have a southern accent.
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Because they don't have gators in Minnesota.
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Yep, stupid is as stupid does.....
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just how stupid can the morons be ? that clown must be removed from the gene pool.
ReplyDeleteWell, it looks like he removed his ability to make more idiots...that's a start. oh...and WHY?
DeleteRegrettably, that wasn't a large enough piece to remove all functionality. But a guy stupid enough to do that is probably going to do something equally stupid and more fatal soon.
DeleteThat physically hurt to watch.
ReplyDeleteIdiot. I hope the amputated it.
ReplyDeleteDon't you folks worry none, him & Carmella Sue are gonna git hitched & have a passle of kids as smart as him. They even made a movie about it, it's called:
ReplyDeleteIDIOCRACY.
I'm reckonin Carmella Sue's gonna put a video out with her doing the 'turtle challenge',
seein' iff'n she can tease it with her nipple.
"The future's so bright...."
wtf....he wins 'hold my beer' for life
ReplyDeletethe most famous last words in history " hey guys, watch this" HA HA
DeleteI'd have offered my pocket knife and called him Abraham Beaudreaux for the rest of his life. Not many Jewish Cajuns that were circumcised with a gator I'd reckon. Dad would probably have called him a dude. Dad said a dude was a man circumcised with pinking shears.
ReplyDeleteLooks like the gator bit his nut sack not his pecker. It also sounds like he said it had his "sack" as he was yelling to get it off of him.
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yikes! Wonder how Cletus is going to explain the toothmarks on his johnson ? "Oh that ? Thats where the gator bit me" I feel sorry for the gator just watch , next thing we'll be hearing on the news will be how the alligators have mysteriously developed herpes
ReplyDeleteI imagine everyone who knows the guy would believe this story even without the video evidence.
ReplyDeleteThat video's not safe for anywhere.
ReplyDeleteFortunately he will never reproduce....
ReplyDeleteOh holy shit, I'm still crying laughing........
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