Why you always wait until you come to a full stop before opening your beer
WAUKEGAN , Ill. (AP) — A suburban Chicago sheriff’s deputy suffered serious injuries when the driver of a pickup truck opening a beer ran a stop sign and crashed into her squad car, a sheriff said Monday.
The dope's an amateur I only drink Muscatel from a 75 liter bottle which I place a nipple on before starting the car. That usually gets me about 12 miles before I pull over and reload the nipple.
Aye carumba, wonder why the driver wasn't identified? Is this a Guess the Race?
ReplyDeleteDriving while drunk is the national pass time in Mexico. So you racist gringos trying to make something of this?
DeleteThe dope's an amateur I only drink Muscatel from a 75 liter bottle which I place a nipple on before starting the car. That usually gets me about 12 miles before I pull over and reload the nipple.
ReplyDeleteThe guy admitted to opening a beer while driving? Perhaps he's confident INS will take him out of jail to send him home pretty soon...
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