I just told my wife about #10 yesterday. She is oblivious to anything happening in the world, unless I tell her. So I told her about monkeypox when it first came out. I told her about how it had disappeared from the news, because it only was affecting gay promiscuous males having unprotected sex. And that didn't fit the liberal media narrative. I tried to explain what the term woke is to her, but gave up. She is 65, older than me by 2.5 years, but is closer to a millennial when it comes to things that matter. At least she stopped watching the Kardashians a long time ago.
#5 back in the mid 90's we used to talk, on open forums about fixing our tank. usually we'd plan to move it late at night to get repairs done, putting it on a flatbed under a tarp with a fake dozer blade and cage over the turret to make it looks like an earthmover.
we'd give exact locations, usually an abandoned barn on the NH/VT border. wait a few days...check the barn. about half the time there would be an ATF agent or three in the basement of that barn, trapped. their radios weren't compatible with the local police, and cell phones weren't really a thing out there at that time. we'd rescue them, ask some leading questions about why they were there that they never answered, and let them go on their way.
eventually they stopped believing anything we had to say. which made it really easy to plan stuff right in the open. the boston ATF office would actually call us to "do the tank thing". I guess they used it as hazing for new people in the office.
# 20 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, very relevant for these crazy azz times!
ReplyDeletevery hard to decide who wins today's contest
ReplyDeleteAll those people in the pic and Milley is the only cunt.
ReplyDeleteI just told my wife about #10 yesterday. She is oblivious to anything happening in the world, unless I tell her. So I told her about monkeypox when it first came out. I told her about how it had disappeared from the news, because it only was affecting gay promiscuous males having unprotected sex. And that didn't fit the liberal media narrative.
ReplyDeleteI tried to explain what the term woke is to her, but gave up. She is 65, older than me by 2.5 years, but is closer to a millennial when it comes to things that matter. At least she stopped watching the Kardashians a long time ago.
Monkey pox is transmitted when queer blacks fuck each other. Since they can't blame the white man, they dropped it. Stupid libtards! MUFFLERKING!!!
Delete#11 funniest. I wonder if facebook would ban me again if I posted that pic on my home page
ReplyDeleteI didn't even get a warning when I posted it.
DeleteThis one goes with #9:
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#5 back in the mid 90's we used to talk, on open forums about fixing our tank. usually we'd plan to move it late at night to get repairs done, putting it on a flatbed under a tarp with a fake dozer blade and cage over the turret to make it looks like an earthmover.
ReplyDeletewe'd give exact locations, usually an abandoned barn on the NH/VT border. wait a few days...check the barn. about half the time there would be an ATF agent or three in the basement of that barn, trapped. their radios weren't compatible with the local police, and cell phones weren't really a thing out there at that time. we'd rescue them, ask some leading questions about why they were there that they never answered, and let them go on their way.
eventually they stopped believing anything we had to say. which made it really easy to plan stuff right in the open. the boston ATF office would actually call us to "do the tank thing". I guess they used it as hazing for new people in the office.
for the record, we didn't actually have a tank.
I thought these were supposed to be jokes. #2 is sadly the whole truth. I just wonder where she keeps his spine too...
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