Nope? Not a race like Caucasian is a race. Race like the 100 yard dash is a race. On your mark. Get set. Go! Do you leave the house with a clear understanding of how to get back, or do you follow a trail of bread crumbs? (Reee-laaax. I be jokin'.)
#15 Not so sure about that. Everybody I know that spent a large amount of time in a barn while growing up has better manners than to use a speakerphone in public. There's a reasonable chance they've never actually used their speaker phone. On the other hand, their language might be a little foul if there's no ladies about.
I was always embarrassed around my country cousins. I grew up in the city compared to them and their manners are impeccable. I always felt like a backwards rube around them.
#1. Sweet, innocent neighbor brought potted plant to new neighbor. Turns out new neighbor hated white people. New neighbor opened the door, took the plant and slammed the door. No 'Thank you,' nothing. She asked "What was I supposed to do?" I told her "Go back and tell him you want to check the plant. There must be something wrong with the timer."
5. Had that happen a couple of times lately. The guy says, "Brian" or something and I'm supposed to respond with, "Harry". Must be a northeast Georgia thing but what do I know, I'm an Atlanta Cracker.
#10. Okay, I'm a political guy, but not sure I'm getting the play on Marx. Guess I'm part of America whose IQ has declined ; )
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming you mean #6.
DeleteSay the first names with the last name Marx, and picture a race.
Nope. Onya Marx, gisset, gogh.
DeleteNope? Not a race like Caucasian is a race. Race like the 100 yard dash is a race.
DeleteOn your mark.
Get set.
Go!
Do you leave the house with a clear understanding of how to get back, or do you follow a trail of bread crumbs?
(Reee-laaax. I be jokin'.)
Way over your head…
Delete#20 for the win. That's what Settled Science looks like, in practice.
ReplyDeleteWithout a consensus, there is no science...
DeleteDr. Anthony Fauci
We need to get stronger in our morals so the raccoons trapped in trash bags stop winning.
ReplyDelete18 & 19 are somehow related...
ReplyDelete#3 Priceless...
ReplyDeletenot bragging. not ashamed. 7 streams is my record. it kinda was due to extenuating circumstances.
DeleteAnother fine example of non-laminar flow.
Delete#15 Not so sure about that. Everybody I know that spent a large amount of time in a barn while growing up has better manners than to use a speakerphone in public. There's a reasonable chance they've never actually used their speaker phone. On the other hand, their language might be a little foul if there's no ladies about.
ReplyDeleteI was always embarrassed around my country cousins. I grew up in the city compared to them and their manners are impeccable. I always felt like a backwards rube around them.
Delete19. Oh, look, hunter biden!
ReplyDelete#12 As I get on in years, my phone looks like that all the time. I get eyestrain just looking at that.
ReplyDelete#20 I would like it as a t-shirrt.
ReplyDelete#1. Sweet, innocent neighbor brought potted plant to new neighbor. Turns out new neighbor hated white people. New neighbor opened the door, took the plant and slammed the door. No 'Thank you,' nothing. She asked "What was I supposed to do?" I told her "Go back and tell him you want to check the plant. There must be something wrong with the timer."
ReplyDelete5. Had that happen a couple of times lately. The guy says, "Brian" or something and I'm supposed to respond with, "Harry". Must be a northeast Georgia thing but what do I know, I'm an Atlanta Cracker.
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