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Tuesday, March 14, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 14, 2023 at 3:42 PM

    #1 - I wanted to give my son the middle name Corvette when he was born because I knew I would not be able to get a real one, but my wife refused.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM

    I'm gonna go to Home Depot with a wad of $1s. Anybody else in?

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  3. AnonymousMarch 14, 2023 at 5:49 PM

    #13: So THAT's what Lisa Sparxx looks like with clothes on...

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  4. BeatriceMarch 14, 2023 at 5:54 PM

    #14
    I remember a guy from work that wasn't getting along with his wife. They were having a snit, when she said "we haven't had sex in months!"
    His reply was "you mean, YOU haven't had sex in months"...

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    1. MacMarch 14, 2023 at 6:55 PM

      And that is when the fight really started!

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    2. AnonymousMarch 15, 2023 at 5:38 AM

      Mama's in the graveyard, Papa's in the pen.
      -lg

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  5. TechieDudeMarch 14, 2023 at 6:34 PM

    #1 - I have a pic of me and my brother-in-law piloting my 32 ft searay down the Potomac to its new slip on the chesapeake bay before kids. I show them that from time to time as well as the pic of my v65 magna I had before them. I tell them we had a big fuggin boat with two bedrooms, a kitchen, and a bathroom that we wrote off as our second home before they posted. We'd spend the weekend on it.

    Yeah.

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  6. MatthewMarch 14, 2023 at 7:02 PM

    #13 - Slept with? That's less than 30 seconds per dude, hat tip to her fluffers.
    #17 - My legs require oxygen.

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  7. BrewvetMarch 14, 2023 at 7:19 PM

    #13 Yup, 30 seconds per pecker, not counting moving close and mounting time. Wonder if she could walk the next day? And if she now has an echo...echo...echo...

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  8. AnonymousMarch 14, 2023 at 7:40 PM

    You're assuming only single entry.

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  9. AnonymousMarch 14, 2023 at 8:14 PM

    #13 - Is that with or without DP?

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  10. BadFrogMarch 15, 2023 at 2:37 AM

    #13 - So that's what drain the swamp looks like.

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  11. AnonymousMarch 15, 2023 at 8:05 AM

    #13 -- I wonder how many STD's she ended up getting?
    Answer -- All of them

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