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Monday, March 13, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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  1. #4- That man knows how to weld.

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    1. Indeed that's a nice weld. I wonder what application he needed the 3/8ths drive open end wrench for.

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    2. Perhaps to attach a torque wrench? Maybe he wanted to torque something that he couldn't get a socket on.
      But then a crow's foot might accomplish the same thing, so I don't know.

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    3. Didn't want to go buy a set of crow's-foot wrenches I guess.

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  2. #13 - my girlfriend has learned that a good 45 seconds is all she's ever going to get any any 6 hour period.
    #15 - don't worry, you don't have to identify yourself, we already did that for you.
    #1 - you better thank both of them!!!

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  3. I sometimes steal, I mean borrow your memes to post on FB. I loved #2, but don't dare post it, since I am certain that the powers that be on FB have it in for me. They keep disallowing my posts, saying that they go against community standards. I hate them, but it is too much fun to poke the bear.

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    1. was that community standards or communist standards.

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  4. #20 Made me laugh. Childhood memories.

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  5. #20 Yeah my dad did not stand a chance. He had 8 boys. He tried though. I had to appreciate the effort.

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  6. 4 and 20. Although I have done #8 on MC road trips in the 70's. Usually weed and lsd involved.
    Don't read the teachings of Don Juan while baked. Or do.

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    1. way too late - read three of those crazy desert adventure books. And now I live in the area. lol

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  7. #4. I resemble that. When you need a crowfoot, and don't wanna spring for the whole set...

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  8. #20 also learned from Dad that in the house no swearing of any kind was allowed ever, but in the garage you could say fuck if there was a tool involved.

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  9. 4 - that's how you use a torque wrench with a open end. Hint: wrenches at 90 degrees.

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  10. #15 So even though she's dating a woman, she's not a lesbian. I guess that means she's likely bisexual, right? Or could it merely be that men find her so insufferable and want nothing to do with her, so she has no choice but to date women if she wants a relationship with someone other than her cat.

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  11. #20 ahhh the good old days. At the time it was nerve wracking to endure. I get it now.

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  12. #20...BRILLIANT ! Just Fucking Brilliant!

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  13. It's a bitch welding on chrome plating. I don't know how he did that.

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  14. #10, Ron White on transgenders: "If you a ugly man, you're gonna be a ugly woman."
    - WDS

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  15. #2: I always think of stuff like this after I get home from somewhere, like when I didn't have my friend take a pic of my lying down with the CN Tower in the distance between my legs.

    #8: I would pass out for 20 minutes and pop back up again. And I'd usually have 3-4 minutes of crystal clear memories in the middle of a 3 hour blackout. Looking back, I wonder how I survived being 13-25.

    #20: The sounds of growing up. My dad would curse up a storm, I'd start laughing, then he'd (usually) start laughing, and be like "let's not mention this to mom."

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