SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- Gov. Gavin Newsom won't give a State of the State address this year, shunning the teleprompter that has frustrated him because of his dyslexia in favor of a statewide tour this month, in which he can highlight his major policy goals in a more informal setting.
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I can't say that I blame him. If I fucked shit up as badly as he has, I wouldn't go on TV bragging it up either.
Maybe Newsom should go the Fetterman route and read from a special computer or just mumble fumble like Biden.
ReplyDeleteyeah right. dyslexia. sure.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'd like to thank him for not taking an hour of his precious time in explaining how wonderful things are going in California and how wonderful he is.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd rather listen to an hour of Karine Jean-Pierre explaining how Joe Biden spending seven trillion dollars a year will cut the federal deficit by three trillion dollars over eight years.
I grew up in the Age of Aquarius. Now I'm retired in the Age of Lies.
The $3T cuts don't come until Joe's successor takes office.
DeleteHe can't just Skype it in from Baja or Epstein Island?
ReplyDeleteCalifornia might want to elect someone with a better attitude.
Too late. He'll soon be termed out or become vice president. And his replacement is waiting in the wings. She's the daughter of the richest land developer in the state and is the current lieutenant governor (who has Zero previous political experience).
DeleteBut it'll be historic when she gets elected. She'll be the first female California governor of Greek heritage. Isn't that special?
He might consider some sort of disguise for his tour. . . I would if I was him!
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ReplyDeleteThis is the first decision he's made as governor that I approve of. Hearing this prick speak makes my blood boil. I'd rather read his lies than listen to them.
ReplyDeleteCan't there be a third choice?
DeleteHe's in the biden basement.
ReplyDeleteHOW is this guy not pelted with tomatoes every time he shows his face in public? I guess the sane people really have all left California.
ReplyDeleteMaybe tomatoes just cost too much now?