#4 The part of the drug ads I get a kick out of is "Don't take XXXX if you are allergic to any of its ingredients." That's like the old don't do drugs ad showing an egg sizzling in a hot frying pan with admonition "This is your brain on drugs." How in hell are supposed to know if you're allergic to any of the ingredients unless you take the medication?
I’ve always wondered in what year of medical school do they teach that “one weird trick”. I mean who would have guessed it’s wrong to take something you’re allergic to?
#15 Found the perfect pheasant farm. Owner was friendly, wouldn't take any game we shot. One week, I come back to my car and there's a note on the windshield. "HI, John!" Guy I worked with talked the farmer into leasing the land for hunting to him.
#3 When I was 14 my dad who was in the Air Guard got me a USAF retired working dog. The English Setter was 7 years old and all of his commands were in French. His last handler gave me the list of commands. I knew when all of my HS buddies were holding. His name was Chief and he was an awesome dog.
#9 ~ this guy’s a riot! I want to go to one of his cookouts.
ReplyDelete#19 He wants to tell you, he wants to be your bicycle seat.
ReplyDeleteOr at least the bike seat mechanic...
Delete#19 - That is a nice bike...
ReplyDelete#4 The part of the drug ads I get a kick out of is "Don't take XXXX if you are allergic to any of its ingredients." That's like the old don't do drugs ad showing an egg sizzling in a hot frying pan with admonition "This is your brain on drugs." How in hell are supposed to know if you're allergic to any of the ingredients unless you take the medication?
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I’ve always wondered in what year of medical school do they teach that “one weird trick”. I mean who would have guessed it’s wrong to take something you’re allergic to?
DeleteThe broad on the water slide is about to wig out.
ReplyDelete#15 Found the perfect pheasant farm. Owner was friendly, wouldn't take any game we shot. One week, I come back to my car and there's a note on the windshield. "HI, John!" Guy I worked with talked the farmer into leasing the land for hunting to him.
ReplyDelete#17….”Squid Game”....????
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#8: When somebody says "don't stick your dick in crazy" you immediately know you're talking to someone who's never actually done it.
ReplyDelete#13: One of the things I don't miss about childhood is having to sit there and pretend I didn't absolutely hate having people sing to me.
Maybe just my mood but I say the best assortment ever and you hit it out of the park with these Mr. Lane!
ReplyDelete#3 When I was 14 my dad who was in the Air Guard got me a USAF retired working dog. The English Setter was 7 years old and all of his commands were in French. His last handler gave me the list of commands. I knew when all of my HS buddies were holding. His name was Chief and he was an awesome dog.
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