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Friday, March 17, 2023

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

Amid recriminations about a “little dick” and a “stank pussy,” a sexual threesome dissolved into a violent encounter that resulted in the two of the participants--a woman and a man--in handcuffs (but not the fuzzy pink kind). 

According to arrest reports, the threesome occurred early Monday at a residence in Marathon in the Florida Keys. The home’s occupants--Steven Lopez, 31, and Angela Vazquez, 20--told police they were in an “open relationship” and had invited Della Draper, 29, over to “have sexual intercourse."
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7 comments:

  1. Bright EyesMarch 17, 2023 at 5:20 AM

    They are all so damn ugly I would not be surprised if their first piece of ass was their last.

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    1. AnonymousMarch 18, 2023 at 5:12 PM

      We used to say

      I wouldn't fk her with your dick

      ch

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  2. AnonymousMarch 17, 2023 at 9:06 AM

    Stanky and Our Gang.

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  3. AbeMarch 17, 2023 at 9:40 AM

    We all know, trailer park violence is never pretty.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 17, 2023 at 3:08 PM

    I can smell it from here.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 17, 2023 at 6:40 PM

    Their parents must be so proud

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  6. AnonymousMarch 17, 2023 at 9:05 PM

    After reading the headings for each on today's page, the only questions I have are:
    1. Where do you find all this stuff?
    2. Is everything okay at home?

    I mean.... dammm!

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