These are great. Except the dishonest creep in #1.
I doubt #8 could keep that up for an entire shift.
#6. I remember a birthday party for the little tykes. A guest who hadn't been to a party before started unwrapping the gifts. Other guests joined in. The birthday girl pitched a fit. It was bedlam for a while. Stuff like, 'I brought the gift so I can open it.' 'If she doesn't like me then I don't like her either.' And, 'I'm not going to eat her stupid cake.'
Worked night shift in a punch press shop back when I was in school. Several of the old guys were missing one or more fingers. I always used the safety straps provided.
i see number one has a career in politics and a democrat.
ReplyDeleteFor a second I thought it was Hunter.
Delete#3 is almost as funny as watching Lee Paige shoot himself in the foot.
ReplyDeleteThat line "I just F'n shot myself........."
Delete"I meant to do that."
Delete#8 is now known as "Lefty".
ReplyDelete#3 Don't laugh, walk away.....
ReplyDeleteThe last one with the lovely lady and her lovely black setter dog. What a sweetheart pooch!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are great. Except the dishonest creep in #1.
ReplyDeleteI doubt #8 could keep that up for an entire shift.
#6. I remember a birthday party for the little tykes. A guest who hadn't been to a party before started unwrapping the gifts. Other guests joined in. The birthday girl pitched a fit. It was bedlam for a while.
Stuff like, 'I brought the gift so I can open it.' 'If she doesn't like me then I don't like her either.' And, 'I'm not going to eat her stupid cake.'
#8 has been sped up no one could do that without injury for very long.
ReplyDeleteYa think?
DeleteWorked night shift in a punch press shop back when I was in school. Several of the old guys were missing one or more fingers. I always used the safety straps provided.
DeleteHeated mirrors are for the birds.
ReplyDelete#6: been there, done that. 10 parts per minute, 50 min stretches, 12-hr days, half-hour lunch, auto A-frames, union shop.
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