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Monday, April 03, 2023

Fucking Mondays gifdump

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  1. #10
    Looks like a generator catastrophic failure.
    With all the illegals getting in to the trades, you’re going to see a lot of that!

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  2. #4: Good job not spilling the beer!

    #10: What the hell is that?

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  3. 1. LOL Dumbass
    4. Saved his beer so it's all good
    5. I love watching wheelietards fuck up
    9. Something that stupid is hard to watch. That dude was seriously hurt.

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    1. Probably. I think if he rolls out of the fire quick enough, (i.e. almost instantly) he may escape with only minor 1st degree burns. Or maybe not. I suppose it depends on how disoriented he is, which probably mainly depends on how drunk he is.

      After all, clothes don't catch on fire instantly. Quickly, yes, but not instant.

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    2. With all the pallets we throw on throughout the day, he's got some red hot puncture wounds to go w/ the burns.
      /nogtank

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  4. Number 10 reminds me of a super badass version of a firework from when I was a kid that you would nail to a tree or post that would spin and throw off a spray of sparks.

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  5. All these are usually more "fucking idiots" then "fucking mondays".

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    1. I was thinking the same thing, most of those people are that stupid seven days a week.

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  6. #1 What was he trying to do? What did he expect would happen?

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    1. Release the airbag from the steery wheel.
      Well, he DID release the airbag...

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  7. #1 what the hell was that idiot trying to do?
    #10, I have seen molten steel explode from a furnace, but this one is a much different critter than I ever saw. I have to say that Anon 10:18 has the closes explanation that looks to be right so far. But anytime you have something that get that hot, and spits melted metal out, it is dangerous. The worst case I saw was a furnace that blew up, and threw molten metal 60 yards, to a different control room, making the men in it run out the back door. I only saw it on the video feed that we had running all over the plant, but it still was scary.
    If you are standing next to a molten bath and it blows up, you can't run fast enough to escape it. You have to try and hide behind something.

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  8. #1: GENIUS AT WORK

    #3: She might not be feeling that right away, but she's gonna feel it.

    #4: I've learned the hard way to never be casual when stepping up onto stuff.

    #5: Act like a stupid clown and stupid clown stuff tends to happen.

    #7: I drive an SUV and I wouldn't do that unless I really had to (if you've ever spent a few grand replacing shocks and struts and the like, you'll understand.) Can't imagine trying it in that little fob-mobile/rice-mobile.

    #8: As a kid that age, I think I'd have positive memories of this day.

    #9: There's funny pranks and then there's attempted murder. This is more the latter.

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  9. #2 - "Don't ride big, stupid animals." - Christopher Reeve
    #6 - I could see me doing this 45 years ago and being very proud!
    #10 - I've had some sharts like that!

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    1. #2 No, don't ask Big, Smart Animals to Jump things. My Horse knows better than That.

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    2. Horse sense. That will teach the rider that he should have used the ramp.
      The horse survived the drop fine.

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  10. #10 is probably rotary casting of nodular iron pipe

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  11. #1 and #9 are SPECIAL breeds of STUPID!!!!! Way, way beyond normal stupid, to Michael Moore and Whoopie Goldberg levels of stupid!!!!!

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  12. #10 Spin-Casting of Iron Water Pipe - either the Mold was over-filled, or the Cover on the Bell End of the Pipe got Loose.

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  13. #1--well, we knew he was an idiot as soon as we saw the tattooed hand.
    #5--bikes have two wheels for a reason. I use both of them.
    --Tennessee Budd

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  14. that guy in 9 needs killing. thats a fucked up thing to do

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  15. #10 Sometimes a nuclear reactor will do that.

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