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Friday, April 07, 2023

Greasing the skids

Starbucks has been slowly introducing a new line of olive oil-infused coffee drinks that it calls its Oleato brand.

And now those who have sampled the oily brews are taking to social media to share their thoughts.

Brace yourself.

“Half the team tried it yesterday and a few ended up … needing to use the restroom, if ya know what I mean,” one Reddit user reported, according to a roundup of responses from CNBC.

*****

You order the drink, you feel this sudden 'urge', yet you can't use the restroom because there's some fucking junkie laying on the floor blocking the door from the inside because he overdosed two hours ago.

10 comments:


  1. My gastroenterologist recommend I drink this stuff a day or 2 before my colonoscopy.

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  2. Sounds as nasty as the crap that idiots mix into perfectly good mayonnaise and then call it "Aoli".
    - WDS

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  3. I'll have the Number Two, please!

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  4. Olive Oil has been recognized as a laxative for centuries. Someone thought this was a good idea?

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  5. Coconut oil is recommended in coffee. Good oils without needing to check your backblast area, doesn't wreck the taste or color.

    Keto practices carry over and still help.

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  6. I remember this same bullshit from the 90s. It doesn't make you fat but it does make you painfully shit yourself.
    https://qz.com/197458/those-gut-wrenching-olestra-chips-from-the-90s-might-have-been-good-for-us

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    1. Yes, the phrase "spontaneous anal leakage" kept coming to mind.

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  7. Starbucks had always been shitty coffee......

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  8. old hobo trick. 'a pat of butter in the morning coffee keeps one regular.' is how it was explained to me.

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