Knuckledraggin My Life Away : Lorenzo and Valentín... or is it Valentin and Lorenzo?

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Lorenzo and Valentín... or is it Valentin and Lorenzo?

WASHINGTON (TND) — A mother said she needed some help telling her identical twin sons apart, so she called the police.

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She should've saved herself a headache and did what I did when I got 5 pullets I couldn't tell apart. I just gave them all the same name. Holler at one, they all come running.

Inspirations

"The Spartans do not inquire how many the enemy are, but where they are." AGIS II 427 B.C.

"No, no, I've got 'em right where I want 'em - surrounded from the inside." -- Mad Dog Shriver when told to break up his recon team and evade, that he was about to be overrun by North Vietnamese Regulars.

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

"The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson

"The world don't owe you a living, Boy." - Pops

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Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Lorenzo and Valentín... or is it Valentin and Lorenzo?