A Florida Man charged with indecent exposure offered cops a bizarre explanation as to why he was pleasuring himself in public, according to court records.
Officers were dispatched Sunday morning to a Speedway convenience store in Vero Beach after a 911 caller “advised there was a naked white male screaming at a white female on the side of the road.”
"Roach reportedly said that he “was having issues with his rectum and in order to get rid of that pain he has to ejaculate.”
ReplyDeleteA perfectly common and valid excuse in the case of his gerbil was having an epileptic seizure.