I have a friend who’s an ER physician and gets lots of fishing hook cases during the spring and summer months. About half are caused by the guy hooking himself, and the other half are caused by the jackass casting next to him. She has removing them down to a science and it takes about 1 minute. After the would be fisherman gets the ER bill copay, he learns not to do that again.
It's not that big of a deal. Most fishermen keep a set of diagonal wire cutters in the tackle box. Either cut the thing off and push it on through, or if the barb is protruding, cut it off and pull the hook out. Easy peasy, and hope nobody else saw the dumbassery that caused it.
#1: Do it yourself piercings are not recommended by the Health & Human services.
#3: The goes this month's mortgage payment.
#8: It's a MFM (Multi-Functional Machine) Dishes and Floors or a MFM (Mother-Fucking Malfunction) depending if you see the glass half full or half empty.
#8 was self-caused. They used regular Dawn liquid or something instead of dishwasher liquid. Had someone that lived above me once do that. Almost started a fire when it leaked into the lights in my kitchen.
I've heard that but I couldn't tell you first hand. The only house I ever lived in that had a dishwasher, I only used it to clean my black powder handguns.
If that almost started a fire, your fixtures and/or wiring wasn't up to snuff. Which means you had bigger problems than water in your kitchen lighting.
That happened to me once. My wife was out of town and I had a bad cold. I filled the dishwasher, put the dish washing liquid in the little holder, and fired it up. One nap later I walked into a kitchen full of suds. It took a while to clean, but the floor was spotless.
When my uncle died, his house was burglarized. They took his money safe, but not his guns. The sheriff's dept. was taking its sweet time investigating until I mentioned he had black powder guns and a supply of powder. They showed up 5 minutes later. Confiscated the powder; we were allowed to keep the guns and distribute them according to his will.
8. One night I went to start up the dishwasher and realized I was out of Cascade so I put in about a tablespoon of Dawn. When I finished cleaning up the suds my kitchen floor was the cleanest it's ever been.
#5 I didn't drop my readers into a piss filled toilet, but had them slip out of my shirt pocket into a half full bucket of paint.
You'd think they would have "floated on the top, but nope...straight down to the bottom of the bucket. Thankfully they were from the dollar store so no great loss.
#1 At eleven years old I got a much larger hook enter at the base of my thumb and exit near the thumbnail. I walked myself 4 miles to the hospital. I was bleeding pretty good so kept pressure on it. The doc said I had just nicked an artery. All he did was cut the barb, slide it back the way it came, and clean & bandage.
#4 That happened so often that now I just use a pocket knife to cut away the seal.
#10. It looks like someone didn't heed the warnings about setting up below the lake water mark.
Who in the world is taking a leak, has their glasses fall off into the can and takes a picture? I guarantee you that person is younger than 30.
ReplyDeleteWith the same IQ. . .
DeleteStarker here,
DeletePossibly up to 35. Those look like DC Shoes, they are very popular with current 26-35 year olds.
Pick up your glasses, Nancy, it's piss not acid. And it's yours. I hope they never have kids cause they'd throw them away the first day after birth.
DeleteBetter than sneezing and losing your teeth - or so I've heard.
DeleteCertain old f$ckers like me need reading glasses and often leave them propped on the end of our nose.
DeleteAt least there wasn't a turd in the toilet bowl.
DeleteI have a friend who’s an ER physician and gets lots of fishing hook cases during the spring and summer months. About half are caused by the guy hooking himself, and the other half are caused by the jackass casting next to him. She has removing them down to a science and it takes about 1 minute. After the would be fisherman gets the ER bill copay, he learns not to do that again.
ReplyDeleteAnybody here who has done a lot of fishing that has not have this happen at least once?
DeleteIt's not that big of a deal. Most fishermen keep a set of diagonal wire cutters in the tackle box. Either cut the thing off and push it on through, or if the barb is protruding, cut it off and pull the hook out. Easy peasy, and hope nobody else saw the dumbassery that caused it.
Delete#1: Do it yourself piercings are not recommended by the Health & Human services.
ReplyDelete#3: The goes this month's mortgage payment.
#8: It's a MFM (Multi-Functional Machine) Dishes and Floors or a MFM (Mother-Fucking Malfunction) depending if you see the glass half full or half empty.
#4 I hate when that happens.
ReplyDelete#8 was self-caused. They used regular Dawn liquid or something instead of dishwasher liquid. Had someone that lived above me once do that. Almost started a fire when it leaked into the lights in my kitchen.
ReplyDeleteMidwest Chick
I've heard that but I couldn't tell you first hand. The only house I ever lived in that had a dishwasher, I only used it to clean my black powder handguns.
DeleteIf that almost started a fire, your fixtures and/or wiring wasn't up to snuff. Which means you had bigger problems than water in your kitchen lighting.
DeleteNot necessarily. My dishwasher did that once. Apparently someone had a stopper on the disposal and the pictured result happened.
DeleteThat happened to me once. My wife was out of town and I had a bad cold. I filled the dishwasher, put the dish washing liquid in the little holder, and fired it up. One nap later I walked into a kitchen full of suds. It took a while to clean, but the floor was spotless.
DeleteWhen my uncle died, his house was burglarized. They took his money safe, but not his guns. The sheriff's dept. was taking its sweet time investigating until I mentioned he had black powder guns and a supply of powder. They showed up 5 minutes later. Confiscated the powder; we were allowed to keep the guns and distribute them according to his will.
Delete8. One night I went to start up the dishwasher and realized I was out of Cascade so I put in about a tablespoon of Dawn.
ReplyDeleteWhen I finished cleaning up the suds my kitchen floor was the cleanest it's ever been.
Same🤣
Delete#5 I didn't drop my readers into a piss filled toilet, but had them slip out of my shirt pocket into a half full bucket of paint.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think they would have "floated on the top, but nope...straight down to the bottom of the bucket. Thankfully they were from the dollar store so no great loss.
#1 - Cut the barb and the eye off. Push it through. Easy. Don't be a pu$$y and go to the ER.
ReplyDeleteExactly. Everybody should have a Leatherman tool with side-cutters handy.
DeleteAl_in_Ottawa
#1 At eleven years old I got a much larger hook enter at the base of my thumb and exit near the thumbnail. I walked myself 4 miles to the hospital. I was bleeding pretty good so kept pressure on it. The doc said I had just nicked an artery.
ReplyDeleteAll he did was cut the barb, slide it back the way it came, and clean & bandage.
#4 That happened so often that now I just use a pocket knife to cut away the seal.
#10. It looks like someone didn't heed the warnings about setting up below the lake water mark.
That’s why every tackle box should have a pair of small diagonal cutters.
ReplyDelete#2 That kirkpatrick idiot would say, Dats racissssez
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