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Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Somebody else's gender, too

HOUSTON - An arrest was made in north Harris County after a thief reportedly tried to buy two vehicles at a luxury car dealership with someone else's identity.

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Dude needs to take lessons on being inconspicuous while committing a crime.

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  1. Saw his/her photo. I didn't know Flip "Geraldine Jones" Wilson was still alive.

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    1. Race misappropriation too as blondes aren't inherent in the 'melanin rich' population.
      -lg

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  2. He actually had a Maserati salesman talk to him? Most car salesmen size up the prospect in 5 seconds and decide whether or not they are going buy today and if not, walk away. Someone saw this dude and spent time trying to run a credit check? Must have been a slow day on the lot.

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  3. Geraldine was better looking.

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  4. It might have got away with one Maserati, but two ? Moral : don't be greedy.

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  5. ---So's melanin---

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