number 14 for the winner. used to do just that on weekends I didn't have to work. take care of the kids, clean the first floor of the house and do any laundry there was. that night, no headaches or whatever. we are having sex. 3 kids by that time. all about 2 years apart. then she found the "joy of coke" and everything went to shit inside of a month.
#10 - You can call 811 in advance and they'll come out and mark all the buried lines for free and you'll know ahead of time. Be prepared!
#12 - I had a guy with MS as an employee who was in wheelchair off and on. He was sitting in his power wheelchair in front of one of those coffee vending machines that brews by the cup waiting so I walked up behind him and said "that shit will stunt your growth!" He spun his chair around with his head rolling to one side and said "It aint hurt me none".
I must get one of those things shown in #4!!!!!! Or I guess I could just make one if I slam the door hard enough when my cat is looking inside the fridge...
#3. A. It's in China. B. They are taking him to slaughter him. C. He knows it. D. He's happy about it. That tells you all you need to know about communism.
#20: These are the same people who would fly into a rage if I started asking trannies why they need to mutilate their own genitals, or fat people why they need all that cake. If those groups don't have to provide justification, then neither do firearm owners. It really is that simple.
number 14 for the winner. used to do just that on weekends I didn't have to work.
ReplyDeletetake care of the kids, clean the first floor of the house and do any laundry there was.
that night, no headaches or whatever. we are having sex.
3 kids by that time. all about 2 years apart.
then she found the "joy of coke" and everything went to shit inside of a month.
#20 because its none of your business
ReplyDeleteThat's the one you send to your sister in law right before you start talking to her honey about a new gun... Just for giggles n grins.
Delete#20. The hole mine made looked exactly like someone threw a cinder block in a lake.
ReplyDelete..... #18 speaking of holes......
Delete#17. He's probably the star in some liberal's fantasy.
ReplyDelete#18. You'd think her knees would be toughened up by now.
I'm thinkin' her knees and her pussy are both tougher than a pig's snout.
Delete#8. Trespassers will be shot Survivors will be shot again.
ReplyDelete#20 Poster should be held by "The little Woman", not some fluffy guy.
ReplyDelete#16 Sydney's grandparents have declared that "she has the best t*ts in Hollywood."
ReplyDeleteI agree.
Nemo
#10 - You can call 811 in advance and they'll come out and mark all the buried lines for free and you'll know ahead of time. Be prepared!
ReplyDelete#12 - I had a guy with MS as an employee who was in wheelchair off and on. He was sitting in his power wheelchair in front of one of those coffee vending machines that brews by the cup waiting so I walked up behind him and said "that shit will stunt your growth!" He spun his chair around with his head rolling to one side and said "It aint hurt me none".
#13 is SO precisely me at a new doctor's office, I started choking on my cigarette smoke from laughing and falling out of my chair.
ReplyDeleteI posted #12 on Facebook. In two minutes, I've gotten 4 likes!
ReplyDeleteI must get one of those things shown in #4!!!!!! Or I guess I could just make one if I slam the door hard enough when my cat is looking inside the fridge...
ReplyDelete#3. A. It's in China. B. They are taking him to slaughter him. C. He knows it. D. He's happy about it. That tells you all you need to know about communism.
ReplyDelete#4 - i need one of those.
ReplyDelete#12 - pants pissing funny
excellent again.
#20: These are the same people who would fly into a rage if I started asking trannies why they need to mutilate their own genitals, or fat people why they need all that cake. If those groups don't have to provide justification, then neither do firearm owners. It really is that simple.
ReplyDeleteI ain't justifying nuthin to nobody. Except my wife. I gotta live with her
Delete#20 the answer is simple, so you will feel it.
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