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Monday, April 24, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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  1. What happened to 10 - 19?

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    1. I told y'all last week I was cutting them down to 10 a day because I'm halfway through what I had saved.
      I just mis-numbered the last one is all.

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    2. What do you say to an Anonymous PUSSY? Not a damn thing I'm thinking, you just smile :-)

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    3. Calling someone a "pussy" isn't a reference to a certain part of an woman's anatomy. It's short for pusillanimous.

      Pusillanimous: Showing a lack of courage or determination; timid.

      Wirecutter timid? Yeah, right.

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    4. I'll be damned. I did not know that. Right on.

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    5. Grabbing them by the...
      Fill in the blank.
      Recommended by DJT.

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    6. It might derive from old Germanic word for cat: puss. The meaning and usage seems to be related.

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    7. House rules. They was announced. Bugger off.

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  2. #4 Ain't that the truth!

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  3. #10, thank goodness

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  4. #4 I always mutter "fucking suicide bomber"

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  5. #1 left out modern church music. Which is why I stopped going

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    1. Anonymous 3:07, You are not alone in not liking the modern church music trend. In my case, it is due to the fact that it has replaced the old hymns that actually reinforced Bible verses and themes.
      I read all the time about people who are mad or disappointed in how they have taken God and patriotism out of the schools. Well, when they are doing the same thing with the churches, what do you expect?

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    2. pigpen51: don't forget woke preachers.

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    3. Try a traditional Mass to see what you are missing.

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    4. Modern worship music is meant to be performed for an audience, not sung by a congregation. And don’t get me started on woke preachers. I think the United Methodist Church is about gone.

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    5. https://twitter.com/BudLightSadness/status/1650770024448114689

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  6. 8) I was at a party one time with a bunch of people that I determined were idiots and the host and his girlfriend were having some sort of disagreement. They decided to relocate the party elsewhere and hosts girlfriend and I went off to discuss whatever the problem was. That other group of people got pulled over with a tapped keg in the car in a state with a "no open containers" law. The look on the guys face in meme 8 was me. Must have been 35 years ago and I still crack up.

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  7. There would have been 20 less abortions if her mother had had one.

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  8. Twentyone abortions? So much for safe and rare. Doesn't this chick know how to takes pills, or insist other birth control measures? What she needs is a rope to tie her legs together. Wouldn't sterilization been more effective? It would certainly improve the gene pool.

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    1. There are women who like being pregnant but don't want kids hence having lots of abortions. Appalling in my view but I am old fashioned.

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    2. "I am either too stupid or lazy to use protection. Oh, and guess how many STDs I've had?"

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