Okay, just wanted to let you know that starting Monday, I'm cutting back to 10 memes a day instead of your usual 20. The reason being, I'm running out of the shit that I posted on Facebook and if I cut them down to 10 a day, I should have enough to last out the year. And no, I'm not out actively looking for memes because of the time it takes. I spend enough time on the computer as it is.
Fridays, I'll continue to post your 20 political memes, but only because I've got a couple sites that post good ones, so I'm not spending hours looking for them.
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Can someone upack #20 for me?
ReplyDeleteShe turns into a punching bag.
DeleteShe’s turning into a punching bag…
DeleteSomeone has become a punching bag due to their insolence.
DeletePunching bag?
DeleteI will try. Guy asks girl to make him a sandwich...she says no...so instead of looking all sexy and shit, she now looks like she needs slapped/punched.
DeleteIt took me a minute to. She becomes a punching bag.
DeletePunching bag...
Deletewon't make a sandwich, turns into a punching bag?
DeleteShe's transforming into a heavy bag.
DeleteShe became a punching bag
DeleteTo be honest, I wouldn't want to eat a sandwich that someone had made under duress.
Deletewe were on a schedule ?
ReplyDeleteMy personal version of #4 would read:
ReplyDelete"When you finally make it to lower class and frigin' Democrats' inflationary policies put you into poverty for the first time in your life".
Thanks for nothing, Dems.
The minute FDR and Nixon took us fully off the gold standard and all the limits were essentially removed from Gove spending, we and the dollar were screwed.
DeleteThe moment Woodrow Wilson signed the Federal Reserve Act is when the screwing began.
DeleteJust today, pedo joe said the Rs have 'an obligation' to raise the debt ceiling. That if they dont, they are against democracy.
DeleteThe kiddie sniffer also said its whacko to cut 4 Trillion from the budget (after they raised the debt ceiling).
I don't care what that asshole says, we all know he's lying and he's only reading from a script. The thing is there are likely tens of millions of people who believe that drivel.
I have a fantastic mechanic. I took my 2007 Pontiac Torrent with 132,000 miles to him and left it on Sunday night, for him to do a brake job on the front on Monday morning at 9 o'clock AM. Plus I had a miss going up hill, so asked them to try and find out why.
ReplyDeleteI got it back on Wednesday at 2 PM. No brake job, just inspected them, cleaned them and greased the calipers. Added radiator fluid, did a pressure check and replaced the plugs and plug wires. After it was all done, I got it back for 710.00$.
The thing is, I know my mechanic is slow, so I plan on it taking so long. My BIL also takes his vehicle there, and plans on it taking that long, and plans for it. The mechanic is just super good, having gone to school for it, and growing up working on cars as well. And he is reasonable on prices, for what he does. He actually knocked off 37dollars because I had a punch card with 5 punches for having used him that many times over the last few years. It is still cheaper to fix my car than to buy a new or decent used one.
If you posted it previously can you post it again….
ReplyDeleteThe Covid Vaccine Card meme for a person named….
“Eddabagga Diks”….Tks.
Ed357
#15: Almost EVERYONE is shallow.
ReplyDelete- Guys tend to date based on looks
- Gals tend to date based on financial security
It’s not evil. It’s just the way life is.
Cutting back on the memes ? Gettin old, Kenny. Considering you have a rating of 9.5 on the sick & demented scale, we will allow it. ' Self gratification ' DOES take longer when you get old. . . . .
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Maybe you could draw cartoons for us, wirecutter?
ReplyDeleteYou can tell a good story.
- Festus
#1: Amazing how the very rich "Stand up" for the little people - as long as the little people don't get uppity.
ReplyDeletethe very rich stand up for the little people as long as they are still very rich. They know that any tax on the rich will not affect them becuase their money is held in a LLC or non-profit.
Delete#12 The world is not full of assholes..... I disagree.
ReplyDeleteWhat! No one is admitting to laughing at #2?!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFasrNIqY1Q
DeleteYour killing me, you know how many accounts of mine cuckbook has nuked becuse of your memes? At 2:00pm every day im here laughing my ass off with sadistic glee at work just going through the post going oh fuck ya, this is going to get me a time out or banned tonight. Seriously though, its good to take your well earned break. Thanks for all the fun and laughs.
ReplyDelete#2 How’d you find that picture of me? Was it on the department’s Facebook?
ReplyDelete#19: Grizzly Bear: But those hippies sure tasted weird, and now I'm getting dizzy and the world is changing colors and swirling around.
ReplyDeleteThe local fire station had a retardant for light duties around the station. He was fastidious about flag etiquette. 0600 to 1800, every day. He knew the proper way to hail for half staff.
ReplyDeleteHe's not there anymore and apparently none of the stumblebums at the station consider it their job. They're a disgrace. When on the off chance the do raise the flag, they leave it out at night, unlighted. Not their job.
I approached them about that. They don't give a shit but won't allow a citizen the honor. Liability, they say. Besides, one of them has to be there, they said. As if its too much since they're there on duty anyway. Disgraceful.
Our "Hero's"/SARC!
Delete!4: I always have similar thoughts watching someone tee off with hundreds of people lining the box. I know if that was me, someone would have a fractured skull, but my ball would probably be in the fairway a little ways up after the friendly bounce, instead of two fairways over like usual.
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