#7 A friend of mine put a set of those nuts on his truck years ago. But he put them way up underneath the frame so it was hard to see them. He never could explain to me what they were supposed to do. I guess I'll never know now since he died of "suddenly" about a year ago.
#2 Well do I remember when the Covid stimulus came through and every damn thing a mechanic could think to do to a car cost $1200. A lot of people caught up on some maintenance and it seemed a lotta shop OWNERS got a new truck.
Heh. I could point out that there's a reason they are de-ead and still virgins....
And anyway, we all thought we wanted one or more of those when we were teenagers. We are older and smarter now. That ain't Heaven/Paradise they're describing.
#20, took me a second. That's Mean! But I loved it
ReplyDeleteTook you an entire second? You must be retarded.
DeleteJesus...now I gotta wipe off my monitor again...
DeleteThat is horrible ... but I LMAO anyway!!!
Delete9 made me remember an old girlfriend.
ReplyDelete20 made me guffaw.
Ask my kids what happens when you try to take one of my Reeses Cups.
#18 I sent that to my girlfriend....
ReplyDeleteI now have 30 minutes to live.
#20 - Is that a young John Fetterman? His customer doesn't look much better!
ReplyDeleteor a Sling Blade wannabe
Delete#7 A friend of mine put a set of those nuts on his truck years ago. But he put them way up underneath the frame so it was hard to see them. He never could explain to me what they were supposed to do. I guess I'll never know now since he died of "suddenly" about a year ago.
ReplyDelete#2 Well do I remember when the Covid stimulus came through and every damn thing a mechanic could think to do to a car cost $1200. A lot of people caught up on some maintenance and it seemed a lotta shop OWNERS got a new truck.
ReplyDelete#5: Yes, I too have said things that stupid under similar circumstances.
ReplyDeletehow screwed up is your so called religion of piece that constructs a heaven for one that is hell for 72 other people?
ReplyDeleteI think the 72 are constructs, sort of like angels, not other resurrected people.
DeleteBrilliant!
Delete#7: The perfect matching accessory for those donkey dick windshield wipers.
ReplyDelete#18: I like to point out that I have a 6-pack, it's just under about 20 pounds of fat.
#20 I bet he likes them french fried pertaters. Mmhmm.
ReplyDeleteHeh. I could point out that there's a reason they are de-ead and still virgins....
ReplyDeleteAnd anyway, we all thought we wanted one or more of those when we were teenagers. We are older and smarter now. That ain't Heaven/Paradise they're describing.
Change my mind.
Oh shit. I don't know which one I'm still laughing at.
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