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Tuesday, April 18, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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17 comments:

  1. southside tonyApril 18, 2023 at 2:07 PM

    #3 how true!

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    1. AnonymousApril 18, 2023 at 3:49 PM

      Technically, the praying mantis also does it over the male’s lifetime!

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    2. markmApril 21, 2023 at 9:41 AM

      Just the last few seconds of the male's lifetime. Mama Praying Mantis has two advantages over human females:

      1. She doesn't need or expect the male to contribute to the babies' support.

      2. She stores sperm for her lifetime from a single sex act.

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  2. AnonymousApril 18, 2023 at 2:46 PM

    #19 - But they're GMO.

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  3. AnonymousApril 18, 2023 at 2:55 PM

    #1. That's rough, man. I guffawed.

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  4. robApril 18, 2023 at 3:05 PM

    I was traveling through Wyoming 20 years or so ago and first saw bumperstickers reading "If it's tourist season, why can't I shoot one."

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  5. AnonymousApril 18, 2023 at 4:41 PM

    #20 is pretty funny. Those buffs leave a mark.

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  6. JudyApril 18, 2023 at 6:43 PM

    #14 - every day of my life.

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  7. AnonymousApril 18, 2023 at 6:45 PM

    13 Daaammmn!
    When you're right, you're right.
    -lg

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  8. St_Louis_ArchApril 18, 2023 at 6:56 PM

    #4 A third option: Remodeling.

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    1. AnonymousApril 18, 2023 at 9:46 PM

      I hear ya. I thought there was either going to be a murder or a divorce when the wife was ‘helping’ me texture a ceiling.

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  9. AnonymousApril 18, 2023 at 10:56 PM

    If that's the state park outside Custer, SD, then I've lived there, and seen that. I watched a guy chase a buffalo around that field with a 35mm camera trying to get that perfect shot. I left. I didn't want to see a man die.
    Jeffersonian

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  10. AnonymousApril 18, 2023 at 11:10 PM

    #4 The only time I tell my wife to shut the fuck up and let my son be my eyes. He worked for an ATV and trailer outfit for years and can back my travel trailer up in his sleep.

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  11. Boogie FeverApril 18, 2023 at 11:26 PM

    But the problem with #19 is that there is so little meat on a vegan's skinny body that you would need 3 or 4 of them to make a decent meal out of them. Too much work.

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  12. AnonymousApril 19, 2023 at 6:31 AM

    A good batch today.
    I laughed at all of them.
    I found the Robert Plant one totally highlarious.

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  13. AnonymousApril 19, 2023 at 1:13 PM

    #4 - also docking a boat.

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  14. CavScoutCoastieApril 19, 2023 at 7:04 PM

    #12. My mom is Polish; that’s her to a T.

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