I have a twin brother. We did not play hockey, that is not a real sport, there are no balls in hockey except for the ones on the players. And they get crushed too often. But we played just about every other sport no matter what they were. And we did not keep score, we played until one of us drew blood. #8 that kid is prepared for life from a very young age. He or she will go far, no doubt. By the way, I still cannot post with my name without actually signing into the thing. I think it is a google thing. Does anyone know a fix? That is likely the reason for all of the anonymous posts. It is the same on a lot of other blogs.
I must disagree. Food/eating is a sacred thing in every culture. The fact that he didn't ask first, and tried to sneak a fry away while she was engaged, was a complete lack of respect. Trying that in the Irish house I grew up in would have gotten a punch in the head, or a fork into the back of the hand. You don't mess with people's food.
Nope. Taking food off of someone's plate is bullshit. I stabbed a guy with fork once who pulled that shit. I tried to pin his hand to the table but the fork didn't go all the way through.
That game is Settlers of Catan, and is arguably one of the best board games ever developed. One gaming review I saw of it back in the 90's was: "Just buy it. Trust me."
My (then) wife and I introduced it to friends over time and in every instance, the friend went out and bought their own copy within the next 3 days.
#3 When I was a kid assholes that pulled shit like that got their asses beat. Therefore I only saw that, not at that extreme, one or two times. Ass beatings aren't always a bad thing.
#1: That guy seems really underdressed for the occasion.
#3: I. WANT. CAAAAAAAAAAKE!
#4: When somebody grabs food from my plate uninvited, I have to suppress rage. I had an aunt (by marriage) that used to do stuff like this, and it took me literally getting physical with her for her to understand how unfunny I found that shit.
#9 Kid lifted that puck on purpose. Somebody ought to beat his ass into the ground. I played a lot of hocky as a kid. That was intentional.
ReplyDeleteIt deflected upwards after it hit the goalee. It wasn't a direct shot to the face.
DeleteIt bounced up off the handle of the goalie's stick.
DeleteI did as well but looking closely and you can see it deflect up off the goalies stick. I guess it still could have been intentional 😉.
DeleteI have a twin brother. We did not play hockey, that is not a real sport, there are no balls in hockey except for the ones on the players. And they get crushed too often. But we played just about every other sport no matter what they were. And we did not keep score, we played until one of us drew blood.
Delete#8 that kid is prepared for life from a very young age. He or she will go far, no doubt.
By the way, I still cannot post with my name without actually signing into the thing. I think it is a google thing. Does anyone know a fix? That is likely the reason for all of the anonymous posts. It is the same on a lot of other blogs.
If you and your twin played soccer, your entire paragraph is null and void.
DeleteLooks to me like the family dog taught her how to eat. Grrrr.
Delete#4……Run…!!….get out of the same zip code of her….she is batshit crazy….
ReplyDeleteI dunno, I think she might be eating with her brother. I know that look very well.
DeleteBatshit hungry….she hangry….!!!!
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I must disagree. Food/eating is a sacred thing in every culture. The fact that he didn't ask first, and tried to sneak a fry away while she was engaged, was a complete lack of respect.
DeleteTrying that in the Irish house I grew up in would have gotten a punch in the head, or a fork into the back of the hand. You don't mess with people's food.
Yet switch it around. She'll steal off his plate all day long.
DeleteI keep hearing Homer Simpson's voice: "Can't talk, eating."
DeleteNope. Taking food off of someone's plate is bullshit. I stabbed a guy with fork once who pulled that shit. I tried to pin his hand to the table but the fork didn't go all the way through.
DeleteYou're going to love the post about Ralph that I'm going to re-run Friday.
Delete#10: African Tree Hockey.
ReplyDelete#3 Fatboi is that pissed playing a board game? I hope that was his table, otherwise he is due for an ass kicking.
ReplyDeleteWhat type of game in #3?
ReplyDeleteThat game is Settlers of Catan, and is arguably one of the best board games ever developed. One gaming review I saw of it back in the 90's was: "Just buy it. Trust me."
DeleteMy (then) wife and I introduced it to friends over time and in every instance, the friend went out and bought their own copy within the next 3 days.
looks like catan
DeleteSettlers of Catan; you either love it or hate it. I sympathize with the fat boy and I say that as a fatman. Not as fat as him but I am fat.
Delete#3 - "Hulk Smash !!"
Delete#4 AOC?
ReplyDeleteShared one your gifs on fakebook and got copyright notices and only I could see the goddamn thing , WTF is that over a damn gif ?
ReplyDeleteLooks like triggly puff has transitioned
ReplyDelete#3 When I was a kid assholes that pulled shit like that got their asses beat. Therefore I only saw that, not at that extreme, one or two times. Ass beatings aren't always a bad thing.
ReplyDelete#9 The kid's shot hit the goalies stick and the puck jumped up. Not deliberate.
ReplyDelete#3 looks like a D&D or Role Playing game. Most like his character died.
ReplyDeleteAnd so did his chances of being reinvited.
Delete#3 Brent Briscoe as Bill Dodge in the Green Mile- “I think this boys cheese has slid off his cracker.”
ReplyDelete#1 She was clever, but did you see her boyfriend sink under the table? Hilarious!
ReplyDelete#1: That guy seems really underdressed for the occasion.
ReplyDelete#3: I. WANT. CAAAAAAAAAAKE!
#4: When somebody grabs food from my plate uninvited, I have to suppress rage. I had an aunt (by marriage) that used to do stuff like this, and it took me literally getting physical with her for her to understand how unfunny I found that shit.
#6: Smart dog.
#4. Such a graceful eater. Reminds me of slopping the hogs when I was a youngster.
ReplyDelete#3 I did that once when someone took my Cheeto.
ReplyDelete#3 - Frustrated Fat-Fuck Friday!
ReplyDelete#3: awful big 2 year old
ReplyDelete#6 - I was expecting her to trip & fall from the dog's ball.
ReplyDeleteSteve
As was I, a little disappointed actually.
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