A Florida Man is facing a domestic battery charge for allegedly twice striking his girlfriend in the face with a steak, blows that left the victim with seasoning on her cheek, police report.
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¿ Tube Steak ?
ReplyDeleteYea, and Clinton left seasoning on a blue dress too. He'll get off(no pun intended) if he uses the tried and true "Is Is" defense.
DeleteHumorous yes, but what's to stop this person the next time from hitting her with something much more lethal?
ReplyDeleteBaked potato?
DeleteI was thinking of a baked bean, but a tater might just do it. :-)
DeleteMaybe he believed the old adage that putting a steak on a black eye help it heal and he was taking pre-injury precautions.
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