Monday, May 29, 2023

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

A Florida Man is facing a domestic battery charge for allegedly twice striking his girlfriend in the face with a steak, blows that left the victim with seasoning on her cheek, police report.


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    1. Yea, and Clinton left seasoning on a blue dress too. He'll get off(no pun intended) if he uses the tried and true "Is Is" defense.

  2. Humorous yes, but what's to stop this person the next time from hitting her with something much more lethal?

    1. Dirty Dingus McGeeMay 29, 2023 at 10:57 AM

      I was thinking of a baked bean, but a tater might just do it. :-)

  3. Maybe he believed the old adage that putting a steak on a black eye help it heal and he was taking pre-injury precautions.


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