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Wednesday, May 17, 2023

Remember the days when it was just right hand fast, left hand slow?

A man died with a ping pong ball in his bottom after being electrocuted while pleasuring himself.

The single 30-year-old from the Czech Republic, who lived at home with his parents, was found dead on the floor of his bedroom by firefighters, who were forced to kick his door down.

He was wearing a one-piece women's swimsuit, and had 'tightly' wrapped his legs, trunk and neck in straps of plastic and fabric.

13 comments:

  1. See where the text stops and it says
    MORE in blue letters?
    That is where I stopped reading.
    Because, reasons..

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    1. That's funny cause that was me. I found it difficult to read the first paragraph, I though holy hell, no way I'm reading the whole article.

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  2. 30yo, living with parents, electrocuted by malfunctioning personal massager whilst dressed in plastic wrap and a women's bathing suit, with ping pong balls stuffed up his Heineken. Ugh. Glad the effbees hadn't recruited him.

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  3. Thank goodness someone took time to make drawings so the readers could visualize this better.

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  4. That sounds like fun.

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  5. Univ of Saigon 68May 17, 2023 at 9:07 AM

    "The single 30-year-old from the Czech Republic, who lived at home with his parents . . ."

    No way to fact check that. I wonder if the Daily Mail editors just sit around and try to come up with the most outrageous story they can think of to mess with their readers.

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    1. "I wonder if the Daily Mail editors just sit around and try to come up with the most outrageous story they can think of"

      No, that was the Sunday Sport.

      https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/05/31/17-funny-sunday-sport-headlines/

      https://duckduckgo.com/?q=sunday+sport+headlines&t=opera&iax=images&ia=images

      In case you are wondering about the WW2 German bomber on moon disappears, they had a headline a week before saying "WW2 German bomber discovered on moon".

      As they say, you couldn't make it up. But they did.

      Phil B

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  6. Liberals....sheesh.

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  7. Maybe Jimmy from two comments below?

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  8. As the old saying goes, "instead of coming, he went."

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  9. Now, you have to admit, that's not a headline you see every day.

    Phil B

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