The single 30-year-old from the Czech Republic, who lived at home with his parents, was found dead on the floor of his bedroom by firefighters, who were forced to kick his door down.
He was wearing a one-piece women's swimsuit, and had 'tightly' wrapped his legs, trunk and neck in straps of plastic and fabric.
See where the text stops and it says
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That is where I stopped reading.
Because, reasons..
That's funny cause that was me. I found it difficult to read the first paragraph, I though holy hell, no way I'm reading the whole article.
DeleteI am guessing he was vax'd.
ReplyDeleteProbably global warming.
Delete30yo, living with parents, electrocuted by malfunctioning personal massager whilst dressed in plastic wrap and a women's bathing suit, with ping pong balls stuffed up his Heineken. Ugh. Glad the effbees hadn't recruited him.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness someone took time to make drawings so the readers could visualize this better.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like fun.
ReplyDelete"The single 30-year-old from the Czech Republic, who lived at home with his parents . . ."
ReplyDeleteNo way to fact check that. I wonder if the Daily Mail editors just sit around and try to come up with the most outrageous story they can think of to mess with their readers.
"I wonder if the Daily Mail editors just sit around and try to come up with the most outrageous story they can think of"
DeleteNo, that was the Sunday Sport.
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/05/31/17-funny-sunday-sport-headlines/
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=sunday+sport+headlines&t=opera&iax=images&ia=images
In case you are wondering about the WW2 German bomber on moon disappears, they had a headline a week before saying "WW2 German bomber discovered on moon".
As they say, you couldn't make it up. But they did.
Phil B
Liberals....sheesh.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Jimmy from two comments below?
ReplyDeleteAs the old saying goes, "instead of coming, he went."
ReplyDeleteNow, you have to admit, that's not a headline you see every day.
ReplyDeletePhil B