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Wednesday, May 10, 2023

The Club saves the day!

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (WMC) -A woman was robbed after placing an anti-theft device on the steering wheel of her car before exiting it on Sunday afternoon. 

At 12:11 p.m. the victim parked her vehicle in preparation to get gas at Lucky Market 7 on 6224 Macon Road.

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You know you live in a fucked up city if you have to put a club on your wheel just to get gas.

8 comments:

  1. Should have gone with a Trunk Monkey...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qtG82HJB2I (I had no idea there were that many commercials).

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  2. Even if the club prevented her car from being stolen it was still improperly used!!!

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  3. I think "the club" found a new spokesman.

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  4. Well, that USED to be a pretty decent part of town...

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  5. Against a car thief who knows what he is doing, those things are worthless. 30 seconds and a hacksaw will cut through the steering wheel allowing you to remove it.

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  6. Memphis=Baltimore South.

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  7. Expensive clubs are like facemasks. They might make you feel good, but in reality they're useless. Back in the day, when life was less complicated, to keep my car from being stolen I popped the hood and removed the distributor cap.

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    1. I used to install a battery cutoff switch in my grill on my farm trucks.

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