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Tuesday, May 30, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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11 comments:

  1. All of you who laughed at #20 are sick, and you are my people.

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    1. Members of the tribe recognize one another by their snicker.
      --Tennessee Budd

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  2. Classic Ken, thanks for the laugh...

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  3. I tried pulling that with my son. He shook his head and switched movies to the Wizard of Oz.

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  4. #12 - who stole jesus' cigarettes?

    #15 - I wasn't on a diet, I was dying. I've done this twice now. It was more fun the first time because I was only 36. This recent time fucking sucked.

    #18 - sign me up!

    #20 - funny....awful, but funny.

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  5. #2: Both are keepers. The bottle ain't Bud Light.

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  6. #16 is not funny. I left 6 .22LR in my backpack once just before travelling. I got a full hour of pat down search, cavity search, X-ray, stern warning from the security guys not to be such a dolt ever, ever again.

    They let me go but, of course, then my wife started. Not a good day.

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  7. I did #16 at the Port Authority in NYFC, but "only" had a loaded mag in my carry on. Good times, good times. Had to get a liar to get it expunged, but that cost more than the cruise.

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  8. # 20 You should KNOW better than to mes with the Anus Sore US

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  9. #18 Gets your head in a leg scissors and snaps it in two like a piece of balsa wood.

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  10. #13 here I am clicking the pic and trying to zoom in…..and then it hits, hard! Ya prick, got me dam good on that one haha! Hope you and Lisa have a great day.

    Drew in Michigan

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