6: The cops stopped the vehicle and the driver was I.D'ed as: .Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, however the 24 passengers are still unnamed..
#1) Gotta be Texas bugs #3) When I was in elementary school and the teacher would give us mazes to do, I always finished first, because I just did them backwards. The teachers never caught on. #5) I once burned the shit out of my left hand with fireworks. We were having a bottle rocket battle at a gravel pit keg party, launching the rockets at each other out of long neck beer bottles. I had a rocket explode 2 feet out of the bottle and unbeknownst to me a spark lit all the fuses of the package of rockets I was holding. I threw them before they exploded but the rocket engines all went off at once burning my hand. My attendance at the party got cut short due to a trip to the ER. #6) I gotta believe that guy was just fucking around #7) On damp brush piles I use my leaf blower instead of more "petroleum product" to get the pile going. I like the trashbag in the gopher hole trick, though. #8) As Scotty on Star Trek has been known to say, "Ya canna change the laws of physics!"
NuUhh! I can't be the first to comment. I saw #10 and sent it other places. Whoever has the right equipment to snag the frame that is Maximum Freakout ,I hope they do that. You can see a flash in the face,, if you watch it enough. Absolutely Wreckin the blinds,but you can see it isn't the first time that cat made a hasty retreat, but I'm pretty sure this one is the best of them.
My wife's first car was a '76 Honda Civic, front wheel drive and short-coupled like the Mini in that video. It'd spin out at the slightest provocation and not quit spinning til it came to a stop.
#10 Fuck Yeah!
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ReplyDeleteYou vil eat ze bugs!
#1: Nice bugs!
ReplyDelete#9 & #10: My favorites, especially #10.
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1: An Edible Insects Big Mac.
ReplyDelete2: That the tryouts to appear on Family Feud?
6: The cops stopped the vehicle and the driver was I.D'ed as: .Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, however the 24 passengers are still unnamed..
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ReplyDeleteObviously a cheating sonofabitch of a democrat mouse.
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ReplyDelete#1) Gotta be Texas bugs
ReplyDelete#3) When I was in elementary school and the teacher would give us mazes to do, I always finished first, because I just did them backwards. The teachers never caught on.
#5) I once burned the shit out of my left hand with fireworks. We were having a bottle rocket battle at a gravel pit keg party, launching the rockets at each other out of long neck beer bottles. I had a rocket explode 2 feet out of the bottle and unbeknownst to me a spark lit all the fuses of the package of rockets I was holding. I threw them before they exploded but the rocket engines all went off at once burning my hand. My attendance at the party got cut short due to a trip to the ER.
#6) I gotta believe that guy was just fucking around
#7) On damp brush piles I use my leaf blower instead of more "petroleum product" to get the pile going. I like the trashbag in the gopher hole trick, though.
#8) As Scotty on Star Trek has been known to say, "Ya canna change the laws of physics!"
These were the kind of things that were stuck to my mosquito netting in the mornings in Thailand. Even worse stuff with claws!
Delete#5, high speed mobile launcher. #8, NEVER did that before. The others are good too.
ReplyDeleteNo 2 is not as athletic as she wanted us to believe
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#3, #4 & #5 - Truly thinking outside the box. #9 a big happy grin. Thanks, Kenny.
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NuUhh! I can't be the first to comment. I saw #10 and sent it other places. Whoever has the right equipment to snag the frame that is Maximum Freakout ,I hope they do that. You can see a flash in the face,, if you watch it enough. Absolutely Wreckin the blinds,but you can see it isn't the first time that cat made a hasty retreat, but I'm pretty sure this one is the best of them.
ReplyDelete#10 My kids ended up sitting on chairs for that stunt and 25 years later they are still talking about not pissing Mom off.
ReplyDelete#6 - did something much the same in a 1967 VW bus on I-25 in Denver. Scary.
ReplyDelete#6 - If that's an original "unsafe at any speed" Mini Cooper I didn't remember them being so tiny.
ReplyDelete#6 Jesus took the wheel.
ReplyDelete#6 Let me guess - she was a blond driver.
ReplyDeleteMy wife's first car was a '76 Honda Civic, front wheel drive and short-coupled like the Mini in that video. It'd spin out at the slightest provocation and not quit spinning til it came to a stop.
Delete#9 I've been that fucked up before.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if 10 was a neighbor?
ReplyDelete1) There are black grasshoppers with red stripes that size in Alabama.
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