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Friday, May 19, 2023

"Will that be white, wheat, or cheesy bread, sir?"

CHICAGO — Prosecutors say an Uptown man robbed two Subway restaurants on Wednesday night, just two weeks after getting out on bond for allegedly burglarizing a wireless store near his home. But he bungled one of the holdups by asking the sandwich shop employee for “all the bread.”
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 19, 2023 at 7:36 PM

    The only people in this story that are lucky are the ones that "were" going to interview this animal.

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  2. AnonymousMay 19, 2023 at 11:44 PM

    The judge and the perp; names befitting some turd world shithole.

    The article states that the judge released him on $500 bail because he had 'a lack of background'. What does that even mean?

    It turns out that Uptown is a neighborhood known for being trendy and a nice place. Relative to chitcongo, I'm sure.

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