Knuckledraggin My Life Away : "Will that be white, wheat, or cheesy bread, sir?"

Friday, May 19, 2023

"Will that be white, wheat, or cheesy bread, sir?"

CHICAGO — Prosecutors say an Uptown man robbed two Subway restaurants on Wednesday night, just two weeks after getting out on bond for allegedly burglarizing a wireless store near his home. But he bungled one of the holdups by asking the sandwich shop employee for “all the bread.”

-WiscoDave

Inspirations

"The Spartans do not inquire how many the enemy are, but where they are." AGIS II 427 B.C.

"No, no, I've got 'em right where I want 'em - surrounded from the inside." -- Mad Dog Shriver when told to break up his recon team and evade, that he was about to be overrun by North Vietnamese Regulars.

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

"The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson

"The world don't owe you a living, Boy." - Pops

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Friday, May 19, 2023

"Will that be white, wheat, or cheesy bread, sir?"