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Wednesday, June 28, 2023

‘Embrace’ Anonymous Same-Sex Orgies ‘With Joy,’ Biden’s Monkeypox Adviser Urges

The official President Joe Biden tapped to fight mpox—the virus formerly known as monkeypox—said public health officials should not oppose “Pride” events that end in anonymous same-sex orgies, but instead craft a policy that “supports” the “joy” victims find in random sexual encounters.

After all, “one person’s idea of risk is another person’s idea of a great festival or Friday night,” said the official, who frequently wears a pentagram in social media posts.
-WiscoDave