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Friday, June 30, 2023

Ever been beaten by a dick?

All men are created equal. All cultures? Not so much. 

Here’s a prime example you didn’t ask for: dozens of people in Nicaragua took part this week in a centuries-old tradition of beating each other with dried bull penises. And the scene itself was about as dumb as you’d expect.
-Carlos

22 comments:

  1. They use every part of the animal; nothing goes to waste. You should see what they sell at the concession stand!

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  2. It begs the question; where does one acquire a dried bull penis?

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    1. From a farm close to Lynchburg Kentucky? ( Dry county)

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  3. I guess you have to be a member of Twitter in order to view the video.

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    1. i aint and i can watch it. maybe your settings on your device is a little wonky?

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    2. You're grumbling because you couldn't watch guys banging on each other with a dried up dick?

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  4. Sounds like something SF might adopt.

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  5. From link - ". . . two participants standing in the street and whipping each other with cattle wangs that have basically been stretched, dried into beef jerky . . ."

    And you thought gas station sushi was bad.

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  6. The joys of multi culti.

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  7. They've been doing this for 400 years and never once said why in the fuck are we still doing this? Although, it does look more sophisticated than slap fights...

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  8. Twitter changed rules. You have to be a member to read the tweets. Guess I’m out forever until they allow conservatives back. Can’t join Facebook until wirecutter is back either.

    Lots more free time.

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    1. Elon says it's temporary, but Twitter is nonessential ....

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  9. I had a cock sucker take a swing at me once, is that the same thing?

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  10. I have one of those whips. You really do not want to be hit by that thing....and trust me, the pain is bigger than the humiliation.

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    1. Trust you? Dang, I don't even want to know!

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  11. Beaten by a bully stick! That's a new one.

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  12. I've never been beaten by a dick, but I've worked for a few of them.

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  13. Two words: Third. World.

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  14. didn't Sportsman's Guide used to sell walking sticks and canes made from bull penises?

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  15. I had rocky mountain oysters at a place called Ollies in Ogalala, Nebraska most amazing restaurant i ever been to. Fried bulls balls are pretty good till you get a vein. The allure wears off at that point.

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  16. What do they say if they miss?
    Nuts!

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