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Friday, June 30, 2023

High crimes in Ohio

BROOK PARK, Ohio – A Brook Park man, 33, was arrested at about 2 a.m. June 9 after he stole a ham sandwich at Shell, 13030 Brookpark Road, then threw the sandwich at a Shell customer.
-Joe

4 comments:

  1. No name or photo of the perp? That tells you a lot.

    At least the cops took photos of the ham sandwich. BRILLIANT police work.

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  2. Assault with a ham sandwich. Hummm, that doesn't sound kosher to me.

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  3. W 130th and Brookpark area is both diverse and vibrant.

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  4. Maybe a grand jury will indict the ham sandwich.

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