Lol, "when the comments are better than the memes."
I had a wife that I had to promise not to let it go but I always did. Rach time she ran gagging and vomiting. Perhaps that's how I developed my proclivity to watch them reel in horror afterwards. 😀
#16 was me in deed, not in appearance. I looked just like most of the culls I worked with, who showed up on time then wanted to have a cup of coffee in their pickup before going to work. I had already checked the oil and coolant in their machines and had them warmed up and ready to go. The guys that wanted to work liked me. The others not so much. Too bad, so sad.
#8-Give a warning, please! I almost spit a mouthful of bourbon on the screen. Almost. #18-Sheer genius or blind stupidity challenging Darwin? Either way i may have to create one. #20-AMEN!
I myself like most all kinda of music. Bach is decent, as is Beethoven. Wagner had some special music, but he was an asshole. I also like older country music, not the crap they play now. And of course classic rock. Hip-hop and rap, I don't classify as music. My neighbors can play music as loud as they want, until my bedtime. After that, they understand that I am a night owl, and I can make their lives tougher then they can mine. I worked 3rd shift for years, and always said not to wake me up unless you are a fireman. Because 2 in the afternoon of my day was like 2 in the morning for normal working people. And I could always return the favor of waking them up during re middle of their sleep cycle. Mostly it was just a matter of kindness and common sense. Play loud music, fine but don't disturb the neighbors right to enjoy their own home and family. I'm the over 20 years of 3rd shift I don't think there was ever a problem with noise going either way. I am in a trailer park, and we did have a man whose wife left him find her living a road over, come and ask her to come outside. When she got outside, he shot her twice, killing her on the spot. He fled of course but was caught within 10 minutes. My ex wife was panicked as I had my kids at the time, and she lived in the blindfold with her husband and my kids. But she couldn't day much as a neighbor of theirs, who had shot their dog, had a baby with his girlfriend. He took the baby from the girlfriend and was not seen for a time, then.was alone. He is serving life in prison, but claimed that he have the baby away. We live a quiet life here in Michigan. All of this happened before drugs were as bad as they are now. I think that the young fathers name is Shawn Phillips.
12) One time I was going into shock from a kidney stone and they gave me a big blast of intravenous Dilaudid 4. Damn. I don't take drugs but I gotta tell ya, I see the attraction! I can see how people get in trouble with that stuff.
Blow those trumpets !!!!!
ReplyDelete5 year lurker, first time question, I don’t get 13. Thank you for your understanding. Scott
ReplyDeleteMorning sickness.
DeleteWow, I read that meme all wrong then!
DeleteI figured it was either that, or a refusal to swallow.
DeleteWhen the comments are better than the memes.
DeleteLol, "when the comments are better than the memes."
DeleteI had a wife that I had to promise not to let it go but I always did. Rach time she ran gagging and vomiting. Perhaps that's how I developed my proclivity to watch them reel in horror afterwards. 😀
I believe it's time for #20.
ReplyDeleteYep...
DeleteDude, go outside. Chat up the wahmen. You will soon see.
Delete#6) Nothing is more true.
ReplyDelete#13, morning sickness or the spit vs swallow issue?
ReplyDelete#16 was me in deed, not in appearance. I looked just like most of the culls I worked with, who showed up on time then wanted to have a cup of coffee in their pickup before going to work. I had already checked the oil and coolant in their machines and had them warmed up and ready to go.
ReplyDeleteThe guys that wanted to work liked me. The others not so much. Too bad, so sad.
Nothing some folks hate worse than a happy guy on Monday morning. So far no one has slashed my tires.
Delete#20 for the daily top of the list. Course the brush cutter is a close 2 nd
ReplyDeleteI hope that brush cutter is Photoshop.
Delete#15: Bro, you need to lower your standards and lower your nose about 36 inches to know what the dead monkey cage offers.
ReplyDelete#18 is genius.
ReplyDelete#19 - Gimme the skinny one. I hate big asses.
Can't I have both?
DeleteI'm too hetero to understand why "men" would want a skinny woman who is just a boy with a vagina.
DeleteWhy both? I'm at the age I just want the money to afford both - then I will buy more hotrod parts.
DeleteBig boobs, big feet or a big ass, the rest WILL catch up.
Delete#8-Give a warning, please! I almost spit a mouthful of bourbon on the screen. Almost.
ReplyDelete#18-Sheer genius or blind stupidity challenging Darwin? Either way i may have to create one.
#20-AMEN!
#5 - Damn right.
ReplyDelete#9 - Is there a wrong spot?
#11 - Would you feel the same way, if it was your neighbors playing hip-hop, or Bach?
- Mr. Mayo
Bach yes, hip hop no. Gonna have to go all gangstah on dey a$$es.
DeleteI myself like most all kinda of music. Bach is decent, as is Beethoven. Wagner had some special music, but he was an asshole. I also like older country music, not the crap they play now. And of course classic rock. Hip-hop and rap, I don't classify as music.
DeleteMy neighbors can play music as loud as they want, until my bedtime. After that, they understand that I am a night owl, and I can make their lives tougher then they can mine.
I worked 3rd shift for years, and always said not to wake me up unless you are a fireman. Because 2 in the afternoon of my day was like 2 in the morning for normal working people. And I could always return the favor of waking them up during re middle of their sleep cycle. Mostly it was just a matter of kindness and common sense. Play loud music, fine but don't disturb the neighbors right to enjoy their own home and family. I'm the over 20 years of 3rd shift I don't think there was ever a problem with noise going either way.
I am in a trailer park, and we did have a man whose wife left him find her living a road over, come and ask her to come outside. When she got outside, he shot her twice, killing her on the spot. He fled of course but was caught within 10 minutes.
My ex wife was panicked as I had my kids at the time, and she lived in the blindfold with her husband and my kids. But she couldn't day much as a neighbor of theirs, who had shot their dog, had a baby with his girlfriend. He took the baby from the girlfriend and was not seen for a time, then.was alone.
He is serving life in prison, but claimed that he have the baby away.
We live a quiet life here in Michigan. All of this happened before drugs were as bad as they are now. I think that the young fathers name is Shawn Phillips.
#11”No Wucking Furries” and their 50th coming up in November
ReplyDelete12) One time I was going into shock from a kidney stone and they gave me a big blast of intravenous Dilaudid 4. Damn. I don't take drugs but I gotta tell ya, I see the attraction! I can see how people get in trouble with that stuff.
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