13 - got invited to a pool party yesterday. Cool. When I got there the pool was full of old fucks my age - no shemales in sight. Me: gotta go home to feed my dog. Bye.
#1 Worked with a guy out of college from vietnam. (some where over there) He said the girls get married at 13 and it was weird to wait so long. I went to a different job before he figured out his solution.
#6 - can someone explain this one to me? (is it a play on gay MS-13 leaders or 'essay') #9 - the best part is that she's only 15, so she'll be at next year's graduation, and the one after that. #11 - That's a winner! #15 - you'd have to chain Mike down first. #16 - ah, a newfangled desk. the onlly good thing is that you can't get splinters from one of those, the bad thing is that they're built for fatasses.
I figured there'd be plenty o people who didn't get #6.
#2 Not sure why, since I have no nuts of my own (conservative female ya know), but this one made me laugh the hardest! Of course, hubby would say I have his balls...
#8. Who's the dude on the right with Big Mike?
ReplyDeleteA young Gary Coleman
DeleteBarack sr at home in Kenya
Delete#5 or a golf ball through a garden hose
ReplyDelete#2: That Fetterman on a good day?
ReplyDelete#11 When the first diagnosis was written, was the word really spelled Lexdysic?
ReplyDeleteAlso, in case you ever wondered, farts smell for the benefit of the deaf
And who’s idea was it to make abbreviation such a long word?
DeleteMr. T.
DeleteDon't get 6. Is it a photo essay?
ReplyDeleteMexican slang for best friend is ese, pronounced essay.
DeleteI can tell you're not a Californian.
Omg - 🤢🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Deletesometimes it's better to be confused !
Delete@ #1 Plenty want that for America too.
ReplyDelete"She could suck start a Harley." one of the goons in "Road House'
ReplyDelete13 - got invited to a pool party yesterday. Cool. When I got there the pool was full of old fucks my age - no shemales in sight. Me: gotta go home to feed my dog. Bye.
ReplyDelete#18, second response:
ReplyDeleteIt's "half an hour", not "half and hour".
--Tennessee Budd
I mentally corrected that to "an hour and a half" and didn't even notice.
DeleteMoss's law: Every grammar Nazi post contains at least one spelling or grammar error.
In some places, it's 'alf n' are'
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#11 is true, with the exception of #9.
ReplyDeleteI don’t get #11
ReplyDeleteIf life gives you melons instead of lemons, you've got dyslexia, you know, the thing where you mix up letters?
DeleteYou mean dexlysia. Lol
DeleteMadMarlin
We are Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.
Delete#1 Worked with a guy out of college from vietnam. (some where over there) He said the girls get married at 13 and it was weird to wait so long. I went to a different job before he figured out his solution.
ReplyDelete#6 In Mexico, Jesus loves you takes on a whole new meaning.
ReplyDelete#6 - can someone explain this one to me? (is it a play on gay MS-13 leaders or 'essay')
ReplyDelete#9 - the best part is that she's only 15, so she'll be at next year's graduation, and the one after that.
#11 - That's a winner!
#15 - you'd have to chain Mike down first.
#16 - ah, a newfangled desk. the onlly good thing is that you can't get splinters from one of those, the bad thing is that they're built for fatasses.
#6 - see my above reply to Jen.
DeleteI figured there'd be plenty o people who didn't get #6.
ReplyDelete#2 Not sure why, since I have no nuts of my own (conservative female ya know), but this one made me laugh the hardest! Of course, hubby would say I have his balls...
Kari in WA
#12 Been there, done that.
ReplyDeleteEvil Franklin