#3 - Absolutely! #9 - If can hear your music from my inside my house, I should be able to call in a missle strike on your houses, your cars or, your Amazon vans. #15 - She won't get it for valentine's day, either. #18 - Ha!
#9 hearing music from outside I can tolerate a while but if I can feel your music from inside my house I’m thinking a hellfire missile, or that samurai missile that free falls and slices the target into a pile of goo.
The only time I can hear the neighbors is gunfire and harvesting equipment. The tree cutters can get on your nerves running all night, but it only takes a few days every 20 years.
14) I recently watched the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre digitally remastered version in a movie theater which I guess was the first time I ever sat through it and the whole time I was thinking "please hurry up and kill that annoying dude in the wheelchair".
#5 I do appreciate hubby's help but he doesn't do things the way I do. So I will do laundry and dishes and cooking, the right way and he can go use his tractor for whatever.
I do much of the housework around here, especially the dishes because they're my favorite household chore, but under no circumstances am I allowed to fold clothes which is fine by me.
#9: Someone built a house down the valley from us. One weekend, I suppose after they moved in, I could hear the music echoing down the valley. The next weekend, same thing until the sheriff's deputies showed up and put an end to that shit. I did not call but was happy to see the return of peace and quiet.
I think it is just general politeness. I often have teens and young adults go out of their way to open the doors for me in town, more markedly so when I had worse knees and had a visibly difficult walking ability. I have never lived anywhere that folks are so polite and just pleasant to be around.
#5: If you're a man who won't do these things, your mother failed as a parent and you're also a lazy piece of shit. The trick is to do these things so incompetently that your wife learns to not ask you to. I will say that I hate when anyone else does my laundry.
#14: There's a show called the OA. NOT worth a watch if you haven't seen it, but there's a scene where a school shooter shows up and let's just say I was rooting for him over the awful protagonists the show had.
Well, with a disabled wife, I do the laundry while she folds, I do most of the cooking, I actually enjoy doing the dishes, but I never have and never will change a baby's diaper.
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# 12 !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat last one. Likey.
ReplyDelete#3 - Absolutely!
ReplyDelete#9 - If can hear your music from my inside my house, I should be able to call in a missle strike on your houses, your cars or, your Amazon vans.
#15 - She won't get it for valentine's day, either.
#18 - Ha!
#9 hearing music from outside I can tolerate a while but if I can feel your music from inside my house I’m thinking a hellfire missile, or that samurai missile that free falls and slices the target into a pile of goo.
DeleteI haven't experienced somebody else's loud music in 7+ years now.
DeleteThe only time I can hear the neighbors is gunfire and harvesting equipment. The tree cutters can get on your nerves running all night, but it only takes a few days every 20 years.
Delete14) I recently watched the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre digitally remastered version in a movie theater which I guess was the first time I ever sat through it and the whole time I was thinking "please hurry up and kill that annoying dude in the wheelchair".
ReplyDelete1 holy shit that’s messed up LMFAO…
ReplyDelete# 21!!!!!
ReplyDelete#21??? Check yer meds bro. Either your off 'em or taking too much.
Delete#18. Dammit! I have pliers like those. Not big enough to write
ReplyDeleteNot a Hammer.
#5 I do appreciate hubby's help but he doesn't do things the way I do. So I will do laundry and dishes and cooking, the right way and he can go use his tractor for whatever.
ReplyDeleteI do much of the housework around here, especially the dishes because they're my favorite household chore, but under no circumstances am I allowed to fold clothes which is fine by me.
Delete#9: Someone built a house down the valley from us. One weekend, I suppose after they moved in, I could hear the music echoing down the valley. The next weekend, same thing until the sheriff's deputies showed up and put an end to that shit. I did not call but was happy to see the return of peace and quiet.
ReplyDeleteNo, folks around here don't tolerate that shit - You can tell because you don't even hear loud music coming from the youngster's cars.
DeleteI think it is just general politeness. I often have teens and young adults go out of their way to open the doors for me in town, more markedly so when I had worse knees and had a visibly difficult walking ability. I have never lived anywhere that folks are so polite and just pleasant to be around.
DeleteI do believe you're right about that.
Delete#5: If you're a man who won't do these things, your mother failed as a parent and you're also a lazy piece of shit. The trick is to do these things so incompetently that your wife learns to not ask you to. I will say that I hate when anyone else does my laundry.
ReplyDelete#14: There's a show called the OA. NOT worth a watch if you haven't seen it, but there's a scene where a school shooter shows up and let's just say I was rooting for him over the awful protagonists the show had.
Well, with a disabled wife, I do the laundry while she folds, I do most of the cooking, I actually enjoy doing the dishes, but I never have and never will change a baby's diaper.
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