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Monday, June 19, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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21 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 19, 2023 at 2:24 PM

    Swerve right for#20

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    1. AnonymousJune 19, 2023 at 3:30 PM

      No need to swerve right- THAT asshole is guaranteed to be riding in the middle of your lane

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  2. AnonymousJune 19, 2023 at 3:23 PM

    I think #17 looks more like a prison parking lot.

    wojtek

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  3. AnonymousJune 19, 2023 at 3:41 PM

    #3…..”Get Schwifty”
    Ed357

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  4. bogsidebunnyJune 19, 2023 at 3:53 PM

    #1: Somebody monkeyed with the dude's lips

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  5. AnonymousJune 19, 2023 at 4:40 PM

    I think #20 is trying to commit suicide.

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  6. AnonymousJune 19, 2023 at 5:38 PM

    But is it what we think it is? (which is mouth cancer from sucking ass)

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    1. AnonymousJune 19, 2023 at 6:01 PM

      They say Michael Douglas got throat cancer from eating bad pussy.

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    2. BrewvetJune 19, 2023 at 6:29 PM

      I refuse to believe that Catherine Zeta-Jones has a skanky pussy...

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    3. AnonymousJune 19, 2023 at 8:03 PM

      Who says it was her?

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    4. JamesDJune 20, 2023 at 8:15 AM

      HPV - just read that they estimate 80% of the US population has it.

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  7. AnonymousJune 19, 2023 at 6:33 PM

    #11 - they give knives to maximum security prisoners?
    #8 - I thought the bastard's name was Where Did He Go Now?
    #18 - i taught my friends' oldest son to count, when he was 3-4...starting with the number two... I was wasting my time, he graduated near the top of his class.

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    1. Little DixieJune 20, 2023 at 5:31 AM

      No, but on your first day in prison you will make one.

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  8. AnonymousJune 19, 2023 at 7:22 PM

    #3: Bubbles' lost love child.

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  9. ElmoJune 19, 2023 at 8:28 PM

    If Trailer Swift was Mexican she'd be Tráiler Rápido.

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  10. AnonymousJune 19, 2023 at 8:44 PM

    #8 cousin of CGD

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  11. rickn8orJune 19, 2023 at 11:52 PM

    #5: You wouldn't believe what Abraham tried to do.

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  12. AnonymousJune 20, 2023 at 9:31 AM

    I'm pretty sure all six of our dogs think their name is Move Dammit. Especially since we live in a 400 square foot cabin.
    Kari

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    1. wirecutterJune 20, 2023 at 9:36 AM

      Well, I had a dog named CharlieGodammit and my current dog's name is 'that asshole dog Jack'.
      Thankfully CharlieGodammit turned his behavior around as he got older. I still wonder about that asshole dog Jack.

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    2. AnonymousJune 21, 2023 at 9:38 AM

      We love reading your stories about that asshole dog Jack!

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