It's a real thing. My son actually convinced me to try it. It was awful. Tasted bad and made me sick. I don't recommend it unless you want to be an estrogenic soy boy! I also noticed it has no expiration date or shelf life information. It's just a bunch of chemicals. I'd rather have another antler and mushroom Korean Health drink! (another stoory entirely)
6) I can't tell you how many times I've explained to people that a Chachalaca is an actual bird I used to see all the time while hunting in South Texas. They mostly live in Mexico but like everyone else they have no respect for the border.
After I showed my wife #14 she went a-googling and found this: https://www.local3news.com/cops-wife-stabbed-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/article_0d1f96bf-2870-56fd-bacf-60d2db5cdd72.html
I think that's something they used to teach in Boy Scouts. I'm pretty sure it's a course on "How to defend yourself in the wild." Sadly, most people today don't know how to defend themselves with a squirrel or even a possum or woodchuck. It's awful to see what's become of our education system.
#2: Every once in a while I cringe at the thought of some stuff I did in the eighth grade. I'm in my 40s.
#10: "Divorced Muslim" is probably fine as long as you're not female. If you are, expect to be buried in sand up to your neck and stoned until you are dead. Muslims are understanding and kind like that.
#11: Ever been unemployed? I remember coasting for a week on the sense of accomplishment that mowing the lawn and taking out the garbage in a single day brought.
#17: Last year I threw out about a dozen pairs of "you're not wearing these again" jeans. Who knew I'd be losing 30 pounds after a health scare.
#4 - that is OK, we use hers on ours! (Just remember to rinse it good.) #5 - isn't that from A Clockwork Orange? That was a crazy movie for a 12-13 year old to watch. #14 - Posting in my family's group chat for my stepdaughter that works at a squirrel sanctuary. #17 - me currently working for a bread company. #19 - I am working on a model train layout and plan to have a Soylent Green Factory. I can't believe no one caught the reference when presented from the marketing team.
Great ones today! #FJB.
ReplyDelete#19 ~ never knew Publix carried that. 😳
ReplyDeleteIt's a real thing. My son actually convinced me to try it. It was awful. Tasted bad and made me sick. I don't recommend it unless you want to be an estrogenic soy boy! I also noticed it has no expiration date or shelf life information. It's just a bunch of chemicals. I'd rather have another antler and mushroom Korean Health drink! (another stoory entirely)
Delete@Mikey,
DeleteYou can't leave us hangin' like that. Antler *and* mushroom? Please, explain.
6) I can't tell you how many times I've explained to people that a Chachalaca is an actual bird I used to see all the time while hunting in South Texas. They mostly live in Mexico but like everyone else they have no respect for the border.
ReplyDeleteSo if a 'Plain Chachalaca' grows to two feet, just how big does a 'Boom Chachalaca' grow?
DeleteDepends on how you stroke it.
DeleteAfter I showed my wife #14 she went a-googling and found this: https://www.local3news.com/cops-wife-stabbed-husband-with-ceramic-squirrel/article_0d1f96bf-2870-56fd-bacf-60d2db5cdd72.html
ReplyDeleteThanks. I was wondering just how you go about stabbing someone with a squirrel. ( Pretty sure i'd never do that, but it might be handy to knowhow. )
Delete@anon 5:35
DeleteI think that's something they used to teach in Boy Scouts. I'm pretty sure it's a course on "How to defend yourself in the wild." Sadly, most people today don't know how to defend themselves with a squirrel or even a possum or woodchuck. It's awful to see what's become of our education system.
#20 - the fact that she appears to be female is an even bigger step forward for the church.
ReplyDeleteTHIS!
Delete#9 ,ain't that the truth.
ReplyDelete#2: Every once in a while I cringe at the thought of some stuff I did in the eighth grade. I'm in my 40s.
ReplyDelete#10: "Divorced Muslim" is probably fine as long as you're not female. If you are, expect to be buried in sand up to your neck and stoned until you are dead. Muslims are understanding and kind like that.
#11: Ever been unemployed? I remember coasting for a week on the sense of accomplishment that mowing the lawn and taking out the garbage in a single day brought.
#17: Last year I threw out about a dozen pairs of "you're not wearing these again" jeans. Who knew I'd be losing 30 pounds after a health scare.
You should have cut holes in them and sold them for at least $200 a pair...
DeleteShit, I'm ...older... and I remember awkward shit I did when I was 5, and....last week.
ReplyDelete#20 If that were a picture of an alter boy I might believe that.
ReplyDelete#18, and I thought drinking her bath water was bad enough.
ReplyDelete#4 - that is OK, we use hers on ours! (Just remember to rinse it good.)
ReplyDelete#5 - isn't that from A Clockwork Orange? That was a crazy movie for a 12-13 year old to watch.
#14 - Posting in my family's group chat for my stepdaughter that works at a squirrel sanctuary.
#17 - me currently working for a bread company.
#19 - I am working on a model train layout and plan to have a Soylent Green Factory. I can't believe no one caught the reference when presented from the marketing team.