5. A friend's wife got one as a gag gift for him. I was visiting and he showed it to me. I saw that he hadn't lit it and said that I wondered what it smelled like. He said, what the hell, let's find out, and lit it. Gwyneth got a stanky pussy.
15) Once upon a time I was in a position in life that allowed me to take day trips on the corporate jet. That is just about the only thing I miss about being at that level of responsibility. It's a sweet way to travel for sure but in my case that career path did not lead to peace of mind. I see those jets going overhead when I'm out on my morning walks spotting the local wildlife and I just shake my head.
1) I'm offended! No not really, I think the 6.5 Creedmore is a good round. But I still find it funny. I'll send it to my friend who has a 260 Remington Ackley improved. It's kind of similar.
#2 Never had a problem taking either daughter, or either grandson, to a restaurant. We respected their limits and didn't go if they were tired or cranky, and they knew beyond any shadow of a doubt that we wouldn't tolerate bad behavior.
I don't have that problem. That asshole dog Jack is the laziest dog I've ever owned - he normally gets out of his bed about an hour after I get out of mine, then he comes into the living room and gets started on his first nap of the day.
Those are funny, thanks I appreciate all you do WC.
ReplyDeleteYes, they were funny! Thanks
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ReplyDelete5. A friend's wife got one as a gag gift for him. I was visiting and he showed it to me. I saw that he hadn't lit it and said that I wondered what it smelled like. He said, what the hell, let's find out, and lit it.
ReplyDeleteGwyneth got a stanky pussy.
15) Once upon a time I was in a position in life that allowed me to take day trips on the corporate jet. That is just about the only thing I miss about being at that level of responsibility. It's a sweet way to travel for sure but in my case that career path did not lead to peace of mind. I see those jets going overhead when I'm out on my morning walks spotting the local wildlife and I just shake my head.
ReplyDeleteBoth #17 and #18 had me lol. Both great jokes.
ReplyDelete1) I'm offended!
ReplyDeleteNo not really, I think the 6.5 Creedmore is a good round. But I still find it funny. I'll send it to my friend who has a 260 Remington Ackley improved. It's kind of similar.
In all seriousness, I was wondering what is wrong with 6.5 Creedmore. I was seriously considering getting a rifle in that caliber.
Delete#2 Never had a problem taking either daughter, or either grandson, to a restaurant. We respected their limits and didn't go if they were tired or cranky, and they knew beyond any shadow of a doubt that we wouldn't tolerate bad behavior.
ReplyDelete6.5 creedmore looks more like a .22 Short to me.
ReplyDelete#8 Substitute dogs for kids and that sums up our life perfectly!
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I don't have that problem. That asshole dog Jack is the laziest dog I've ever owned - he normally gets out of his bed about an hour after I get out of mine, then he comes into the living room and gets started on his first nap of the day.
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