Kari, I count on God having a great sense of humor. Otherwise I would not have a chance of going to Heaven after I die. You can know for certain that God has a sense of humor, just by looking at some of the animals that He created. The Sloth? I mean, what kind of animal is that? Or the Panda, that only eats eucalyptus leaves. How about any human being that chooses to live in the states of California or New York? Those people there have to be the strangest animals ever conceived. And I know how tough it would be to leave your home state, I would make every effort to get out of there even if I had to live in my car.
#9. Waiting in the grocery store checkout line I tried to explain that situation to an Obama daughter, with an EBT card and a full cart, before the 2020 general election. She was nice but unbelievably naive-indoctrinated. She was flippantly laughing about voting for every tax increase because she doesn't pay taxes but she gets all the bennies. It would be interesting to run into her today, pushing a half empty cart, as she was whining because everything in the store costs so much these days. Would be interesting to hear her explain why all those price increases, on Biden's watch, are because of President Bush(sic). I can just hear her scream "I voted to tax the rich. Why did my rent go up?" Reparations? Oh hell no, repatriation, yes. If they're hard working, responsible, patriotic, and grateful, welcome. If not? GTFO.
#3 - never search for porn on google, or youtube, they blur everything. if that's your game, use bing.com #6 - guess what I'm doing right now (10pm), and I don't even use dope... #9 - very true. We had our first $300 grocery bill a couple of weeks ago. I think this was a worse spike than from 1976 to 1978. #10 - Who needs 30 pairs of pristine Nike shoes and 30 pairs of pristine work boots? Your local hood rat, that's who. #14 - that's scary...
A couple years ago the fad was posting a picture of yourself 10 years ago along with a current picture to show how much you changed - the 10 year challenge.
#18: My new dog is learning how this (and everything else) works. He can be quite infuriating and I totally understand how this particular expensive purebred dog wound up at animal services last month.
#12 -- that's actually Pope Benedict 16th.
ReplyDeleteWho cares? 1 giant PoS looks like another. They could put many other people up there and we'd get the point.
DeleteCatholicism is dead to me....
DeleteUniforms can have a bad effect on people.
DeleteI never understood why people hated Christianity until I took an adult Catholic catechism course. Then I understood.
DeleteI thought those pictures of ‘King Charles’ in his full royal regalia were hilariously ridiculously comical.
DeleteDon't confuse the RCC with Christianity.
Delete1) Good shit for getting drunk on the cheap! ...or so I've heard.
ReplyDelete#8 resonates
ReplyDelete#19 laughed way too hard for someone who was raised to be a good church girl. But I know God has a sense of humor.
Kari in WA
Kari, I count on God having a great sense of humor. Otherwise I would not have a chance of going to Heaven after I die.
DeleteYou can know for certain that God has a sense of humor, just by looking at some of the animals that He created.
The Sloth? I mean, what kind of animal is that? Or the Panda, that only eats eucalyptus leaves. How about any human being that chooses to live in the states of California or New York? Those people there have to be the strangest animals ever conceived. And I know how tough it would be to leave your home state, I would make every effort to get out of there even if I had to live in my car.
Did you just conflate the koala with the panda?
DeleteJust as a reminder, the koala is the one that pissed on the Australian tourism minister during a photo op, while the panda didn't.
Hell yes, God has a sense of humor. My ear hair afro is all the proof I need.
DeleteYeah, that is Benedict 16.
ReplyDeleteGuess Kenny needs a new set of Pope trading cards.
DeleteWiscoDave
He probably didn't know they had color film back then. Surprised the fuck out of me too
DeleteDaryl
Benedict was a cool dude. Not part of the lavender mafia like the current not-pope-but-Satan's Minion.
DeleteSome gems today!
ReplyDelete#5 An armed household is a polite household.
ReplyDelete#9. Waiting in the grocery store checkout line I tried to explain that situation to an Obama daughter, with an EBT card and a full cart, before the 2020 general election. She was nice but unbelievably naive-indoctrinated. She was flippantly laughing about voting for every tax increase because she doesn't pay taxes but she gets all the bennies. It would be interesting to run into her today, pushing a half empty cart, as she was whining because everything in the store costs so much these days. Would be interesting to hear her explain why all those price increases, on Biden's watch, are because of President Bush(sic). I can just hear her scream "I voted to tax the rich. Why did my rent go up?" Reparations? Oh hell no, repatriation, yes. If they're hard working, responsible, patriotic, and grateful, welcome. If not? GTFO.
ReplyDelete#20 - how very true.
ReplyDelete#3 - never search for porn on google, or youtube, they blur everything. if that's your game, use bing.com
ReplyDelete#6 - guess what I'm doing right now (10pm), and I don't even use dope...
#9 - very true. We had our first $300 grocery bill a couple of weeks ago. I think this was a worse spike than from 1976 to 1978.
#10 - Who needs 30 pairs of pristine Nike shoes and 30 pairs of pristine work boots? Your local hood rat, that's who.
#14 - that's scary...
I have no fucking idea what #9 is. Any one care to enlighten me?
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A couple years ago the fad was posting a picture of yourself 10 years ago along with a current picture to show how much you changed - the 10 year challenge.
Delete6- He's not waiting for his girlfriend. He's her GBF, and thinks the guy's doing it all wrong.
ReplyDeleteStarker was here.
#14 was a race on some Star Trek series
ReplyDelete#18: My new dog is learning how this (and everything else) works. He can be quite infuriating and I totally understand how this particular expensive purebred dog wound up at animal services last month.
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