#11 I was doing a two week motorcycle ride where I had a day layover at my niece's in Bolder CO. I showed up a few minutes after she got home from work. Her future husband was due in a half hour. She started dinner and I told her I was going to get a shower as I had 600 miles under my belt that day. There was a covered crystal candy dish with a lid. I grabbed 4 and took my shower. After I had cleaned up I had a couple more when my niece caught me. She asked me how many I had eaten which was 6. Twenty minutes latter I was stoned off my ass. I found out my niece was a stoner.
#20: Positively Mental
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DeleteI bet Lady Gaga blocks her for that one.
ReplyDelete#5- Looks like Mom had sex with the Pillsbury Doughboy.
ReplyDeleteBTW, the "Shut up and finish your whiskey" meme is brilliant.
#18 IDKFA
ReplyDelete#20, Brutal but hilarious!
ReplyDelete#11 I was doing a two week motorcycle ride where I had a day layover at my niece's in Bolder CO. I showed up a few minutes after she got home from work. Her future husband was due in a half hour. She started dinner and I told her I was going to get a shower as I had 600 miles under my belt that day. There was a covered crystal candy dish with a lid. I grabbed 4 and took my shower. After I had cleaned up I had a couple more when my niece caught me. She asked me how many I had eaten which was 6. Twenty minutes latter I was stoned off my ass. I found out my niece was a stoner.
ReplyDelete#20 Monkey pox tests, drug resistant gonorrhea tests, I can go on, but you get the point.
ReplyDelete20 ftw!
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